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The Consequences Of Drinking Alcohol, Using Sapele, Delta State As A Case Study. by akugbemike(m): 1:38am On Aug 10, 2013 |
WHY MEN DEY DRINK LIKE FISH? I say make I go buy one trailer of granite wey I wan take build where my Urhobo dog go dey stay becos e dey piss anyhow for my house. Where I dey wait make dem dey load am, nai I see trailers wey dey enter the town through toll gate. I start to count the trailers dem... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. Tears nearly fall commot for my eyes. Unu know wetin d trailers dem carry, All the trailers load beer tetete dey go off load for Efemini and Eruche depot wey dey control beer for d town. Many things come dey run for my mind. -Who dey drink all dis beer? -Why sapele men dey drink like this? Ha! Na so, I waka leave my tortoise car, take bike take dey go Efemini depot dey go ask some questions. As at dat morning wey sun norva come out, some men don tanda for some beer parlour dey shayo. Sapele men, I use my Nokia 3310 take google why man dey drink alcohol. 1. Out of frustration. 2. Friends wey some dey mitate. 3. When dem get wahala for house with deir wives, or wen dem get problem for work, or babe get belle, or dem get one trouble or the other. 4. During celebration like house warming, child naming, person finish work, get contract or gain admission. 5. For the stomach sake. 6. Some say dem nor wan sweet things like mineral. Na beer nai bitter? Mumu. If u want wetin bitter, go wash bitter leaf drink. 7. Make dem for high so that dem fit do wetin deir clear eye nor go fit do. Now, make we look the bad side of drinking beer. 1. E dey affect our health mostly our liver. 2. E dey make many men belle dey big any how like who swallow karbard. 3. E dey make man dey irresponsible mostly when e don dey drunk. 4. E dey burn or waste man money. 5. E dey among wetin dey cause diabetis, high blood pressure, liver wahala, kidney problem, weak erection As dey even dey make man gbogi nor dey stand well as e suppose. No wonder many young young boys dey buy so so man power. (Go ask doctor to know whether na lie I dey lie or inbox Dr Innocent Ohemu na my fan). 6. Beer dey also dey cause peptic ulcer. Some pipo nor go wan believe. Some go say, I small when my papa dey drink, till now, nothing don do am. Yes, nor forget say everybody body nor be dsame. Wetin fit kill you, fit be blood tonic for me. So, make we get sense o. Why men dey drink like fish? Dem go run leave deir wives or babes for house, dem go carry another woman go dey buy beer give for drinking parlour. Many men nor go fit give you N100 but dem ready to buy you 3 bottles of star. Drinking of beer dey scatter person money. And many pipo wey dey drink any how, winch dey pass dere dey cut eye put like one Mr Stephen wey dey work for Secretariat na so so Gutter e dey sleep wen eva he taste small Drink or smell d Achohol. Before u know, dem don dey maya any how. Na for drinking parlour dem for dey poison many men if you nor know. Once some get problem with their wives or get wahala for life, dem go dey drink. See, when you drink anyhow. And you come high becos u feel say e go help u solve your problem. Sorry. When you don drink oil, drink palmy, drink alabukun powder, soak garri after you don vomit full everywhere and your eye don clear, that problem still dey ground dey wait you. Drinking nor dey solve anything. Some dey wey like to stop to dey drink. This na how you fit help yourself. 1. Pray make God give you the will power to stop drink. 2. Nor dey hang out with friends wey dey so so dey go drinking parlour. 3. When you get problem, always take practical steps to solve am. Talk to good pipo around you and stop thinking taking alcohol can help. 4. If you know say alcohol dey weaken man prick, u go run from am far. Drink water more instead of beer as u dey grow old so dat all those alcohol related sickness nor go be your portion. Like wetin one of man fans talk, why e be say dem nor dey see barren men? Say na only barren women dem dey see. Now, how many men wey deir wives norva born go gree go do test whether dem dey sterile or fertile? Men just believe say as long as deir gbola dey raise and dem dey pour, nai be say, deir wife wey norva born nai get problem. Alcohol get power to kill and weaken man sperm. And e go make d sperm nor get life or power to give woman belle. I nor say make we nor drink beer. Make we nor dey drink anyhow and irresponsibly like some Men for Sapele wey done Drink a Total of 4 GP Tank quantity of Beer if dem put all together,since dem start Drinking Achohol. Wetin men dey do for drinking parlour around 8a.m for morning? Wetin Men dey do for drinking parlour around 12p.m for day time? Some go dey drink till 10p.m for night. wetin! Sapele men wetin! Unu go leave unu wife and real Babe dey carry smallie and ashewo women dey go burn dough for beer parlour. Time, unu nor dey give unu children and wives. Na change we all want for sapele. And unu wey don dey wan provoke say I dey wan spoil unu market, make unu dodge o. Na from clap dem dey enter dance. Many drinking parlour now don dey sell condom join beer. Some get charlet wey dem dey use. I nor wan call name. Nor be sapele Men and Women unu dey encourage for bad thing? Some own na hotels. E get d kain business wey person go do wey devil go call am, dash am award as 'Evil motivator of the year' 1. Unu wey get cartel. 2. Hotel/charlet/brothel owners. 3. Arms dealers. Wetin we hear for this Sapele? Make dis story for nor too long. Pastors, Imam, make unu play unu roles. As unu see unu members dey involve in some kain bad business, make unu dey act. Person open beer parlour, na pastor go pray for the shop. And unu dey preach make we nor drink. Who unu dey deceive? Money wey unu go take do better thing for life, make unu nor drink am. Na men I dey talk to. If unu must drink, nor take beer parlour take do house. Our children dey see us and September go soon reach dem go need our help becos dem wan go School and we must pay deir School Bills. Make we show dem better example. Make Sapele better nai we all dey. I dey go Hamsphire dey go drink Limca before I go go house go monitor the dog house wey my bricklayer dey build for me. Na advice I dey o. Make unu nor pour kaikai for my shadow face o. |
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