I PROPOSED. AND SHE GAVE ME A
STINGING
SLAP!

(At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, i
and female neighbour were having
dinner)
Me: Baby, I love you, would you
please marry
me?
Mary:
(stands up and lands a stinging
slap
on my face)
I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed,
fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and
listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice to every
male
specie of marriageable age!
I took up new hobbies, watching football and
play station. I went to Daystar, from
Daystar, I went to House on the Rock,
from House on the rock I went
to Guiding Light Assembly, Deeper Life,
MFM, christ embassy, Redeemed, from there i went
to This Present
Winners looking every where for you
l went from a size 14 to a size 10, so
that
when you see me you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I
went
to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the
way to
Kano and came back to lagos, I joined hi-five, from hi-five to orkut,
then to facebook,
then I went to twitter, I even had a blog
on
which I ranted, hoping you would
show up! for where?
I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, infact I took photo sessions
to look
my best, all for you o!
I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you crawled out,
crawled out from the house directly
next to mine!
So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every
morning?
Were you trying to destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life
useless?
What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you
reveal
yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on
your knees and put that ring on my finger!
"Please o Nairalanders, how do i tell her i
was only joking o"

;Dhahahahaha na die be that.

lol... this is my joke of the week !

on a more serious note, don't joke with a lady's heart bro. if nah fork u want ashawo full area o!