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God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Kposh(m): 5:42pm On Jun 03, 2008
Genesis 1 "The Beginning"

3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

11 Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground - everything that has the breath of life in it - I give every green plant for food." And it was so.

31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the sixth day.

*gotta go buy a light, will get back soon*
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Abbygyal(f): 5:44pm On Jun 03, 2008
nice one
But God go vex with u oo
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by lysaa(f): 5:52pm On Jun 03, 2008
is that the only thing u see in creation, with ur demented eye tongue
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by ituen(m): 9:22pm On Jun 03, 2008
the boy must be a vegetable
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by AKO1(m): 9:27pm On Jun 03, 2008
29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it.

does 'weed tree' have fruit with seed in it?
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by lysaa(f): 9:35pm On Jun 03, 2008
dude, where u from come? weed seeds plenty pass mustard own sef. tongue
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Abbygyal(f): 9:58pm On Jun 03, 2008
lol
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by ayusman16(m): 10:10pm On Jun 03, 2008
d poster must av been smoking expired pawpaw mixed with banana leaf.
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by lysaa(f): 10:14pm On Jun 03, 2008
i'm sure, anything green and its wrapped. lol
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by krama(m): 6:47am On Jun 04, 2008
shocked embarassed
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by ituen(m): 8:23am On Jun 04, 2008
ayusman16:

d poster must av been smoking expired pawpaw mixed with banana leaf.

e be like say u pack the experience come oh
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Jeovy(m): 12:06pm On Jun 04, 2008
ituen:

e be like say u pack the experience come oh

I agree with u grin or maybe he is related to the poster
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by lysaa(f): 1:49pm On Jun 04, 2008
hehehe abeg spare the guy.
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 4:32pm On Jun 11, 2008
hmmmmmmmm
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Kposh(m): 3:39pm On Jun 13, 2008
@ Abbygyal, God aint gon vex 4 his homeboy i got tins lock down wit ma G.O.D. wink
@ Iysaa, i c lots of wundrful tins in d creation but u dont want me analyzin, d creatns tight cheesy
@ A_K_O, there r some wundrful tins u gon need a weed eye to c nd 'bout weed tree havin fruit seed in 'em, lets just say God works in mysterious ways, u knw wat i mean
@ Ayusman16, i dont do expired, but i'll try, culd b off the hook
@ Ituen, dnt mind ayusman16, i knw d guys got game wit 'em weed
@ Jeovy, i dunno the guy but if hes got weed, then hes ma cuz
*i got too much smoke here gonna try openin d door the fan ain't helpin am i cnt c ma screen ciao*
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 4:05pm On Jun 13, 2008
i love smoking my sweet ganja
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Kposh(m): 6:19pm On Jun 14, 2008
clemcykul:

i love smoking my sweet ganja

Clemcykul, welcome to the club.
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by onyinye2(f): 6:20pm On Jun 14, 2008
weed kills brain cells
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by bluehorizo(m): 7:01pm On Jun 14, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhTf2C2N5OU


"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."

Bob Marley
"Stand up, stand up, stand up for your rights"
Bob Marley
"We should really love each other in peace and harmony, instead we're fussin' n fighting like we ain't supposed to be"

Bob Marley
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by studio43(m): 7:26pm On Jun 14, 2008
onyinye2:

weed kills brain cells


say that to somebody else sweety wink grin
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by dreday(m): 7:44pm On Jun 14, 2008
onyinye2:

weed kills brain cells
Definitely not true,on the other hand,Cannabis sativa in moderate quantities stimulates nerve endings in the brain leading to increased mental ability
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Jeovy(m): 7:50pm On Jun 14, 2008
dreday:

Definitely not true,on the other hand,Cannabis sativa in moderate quantities stimulates nerve endings in the brain leading to increased mental ability

Coach
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by dreday(m): 8:02pm On Jun 14, 2008
coach ke?
Just contributing ma 5cents,
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by lysaa(f): 9:22pm On Jun 14, 2008
no one knows weed more than i do; green ones, brown ones,  puffy style, edible style, oily type. .name it, see it all but. . beware, na leave when deY sweet goat deY kill am!
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by ifyalways(f): 5:44pm On Jun 15, 2008
lysaa:

no one knows weed more than i do; green ones, brown ones, puffy style, edible style, oily type. .name it, see it all but. . beware, na leave when deY sweet goat deY kill am!
lol.leave us alone to smoke our leaf in peace jare cheesy
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by saucekid(m): 5:57pm On Jun 15, 2008
igbo put you on the spiritual platform to call ya papa a donkey grin
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 9:05am On Jun 16, 2008
*continues smoking into oblivion*
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by folly69(m): 9:07am On Jun 16, 2008
brings cold bottle of vodka with peppered turkey pass da ganja baby man
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 10:20am On Jun 16, 2008
u dey mad! who be baby man

*shaves off folly's head in the middle*,

boi how du u like that style? wink grin grin grin grin
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 4:25pm On Jun 16, 2008
clem dat tin wey u dey smoke dey give hiccups
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 5:01pm On Jun 16, 2008
who tell you? ask george forest/bush na me and him dey enjoy ganja grin
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by jaymobb(m): 6:42pm On Jun 16, 2008
igbo don chop dis one brain finish grin grin

u don dey cal d bush wey dey ur backyard george bush abi

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