Hello Everyone, happy new week to you and hope you had a wonderful Sallah break....for your enjoyment here's something to catch fun about...!

**Every guy wants to marry a DECENT girl. The question is...who will marry the ones you spoilt?"
*One good thing about been Ugly...At least you would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na?"

*Two white lovers will kiss on stage and peeps will be like "So Romantic". Two Naija lovers will kiss on stage and peeps will be like "Awon Oniranu""

*Naija Police Be Like..Why don't u av A/C in your car? Under this hot sun, u want 2 kill yoursef abi? U want to commit suicide bah? Oya park!"

**TEACHER: If have 15 Sweets & I licked 12, what do I have left?.. AKPOS: Diabetes Ma"

*Some people will sleep on the Bed and be rolling like football, only to wake up in the kitchen, some under the bed. U go palmwine joint for dream?"

*An enemy of progress is someone that wanted RVP to remain in Arsenal, Tuface in Plantashun Boiz, Dbanj in Mohits and GEJ without shoes."

* IRONY OF LIFE: The Illuminati's Slogan is 'The All Seeing Eyes', yet Segun Arinze is not one of them.

* He Broke Her Heart.. . . She Broke His gold plated iPhone5 . . . . . . . . . . I think we all know who cried harder"!

http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/08/tutu-branch-comedy.html

Lwkm.....

Lovely, some are ribs cracking, nice

so nice