Mrs Thumbie goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face.The Doctor asks: "What happened?"Mrs Thumbie says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.Every time my husband comes home drunk,He beats me around."The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your Husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start to gargle it in your mouth. Just gargle but don't swallow It until he goes to bed and is asleep."Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking Fresh and rejuvenated.Mrs Thumbie: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time My husband came home drunk, I gargle with water. I gargled and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?"The Doctor says: "The water does nothing at all...............it's keeping your mouth Shut that does the trick....;-SHH

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