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Freestyle 4 My Gf by Airplane(m): 12:36am On Aug 17, 2013
Lyk 'JUMPER' i wl take u to rome.lyk 'BRUNO MARS'i wl catch a 'GRENADE' 4 u cos 'IM NT AFRAID' lyk EMINEM.i wl catch u wen u fall lyk 'SUPERMAN' n get 'ANGRY' lyk da 'HULK' at any1 dat touches u.i wl tke a bulet 4 u ,bt if i dnt,den i wl b der lyk 'NEO' in 'MATRIX' to gv u ur 'LIFE' bak.i cn c 'DIZ NIGAZ WANNA HOLD ME BACK' lyk 'RICKROSS' bt lyk 'CRISSCROSS' i wl make dem 'JUMP JUMP' cos 'NOBODY TEST ME' lyk 'JESSE JAGZ'..my baby gee is so 'VIP' lyk 'ICEPRINCE' n 'OVERKILN' lyk 'DJINNE'.i make ha hater 'SCAPEGOAT' lyk 'DBANJ' n 'TORTOISE' lyk 'DPRINCE'.i do dem 'R.K.O' lyk 'RANDY ORTON' n bring der 'COFFIN' to d ring lyk 'UNDERTAKER' cos 'THEY CANT C ME' lyk 'JOHN CENA'.'i wl tke u to d 'CANDY SHOP' lyk '50CENT' n get u 'LOLLIPOP' lyk 'LILWAYNE' coz gee is a 'REAL G' lyk 'DPRINCE'.she mkes my hrt go 'KEDIKE' lyk 'CHIDINMA' n 'INTOXICATED' lyk 'JESSE JAGZ'.she cals me her 'CHAIRMAN' lyk 'M.I' cos im so 'INCREDIBLE' lyk 'THE INCREDIBLES'.lyk 'TB JOSHUA' 'DISTANCE IS NOT A BARRIER' cos i cn c u 4rm here bt my lov 4 u is blind.my 'LOVE DONT COST A THING' lyk 'JENIFER LOPEZ' cos u r my 'AFRODISIAC' lyk 'BRANDY'.i wl take u to 'CHOCOLATE CITY' at 'YBNL NATION' to mit wt 'MAVIN' at 'EME STUDIO'.n at the end of the day,we wl b 'COMING HOME' lyk 'PDIDDY

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