IGBO TRADER WRITING WAEC EXAM: Ebuka told
his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate
and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce
exam at the Commercial Secondary School
where he registered. He was given Commerce
Exam question paper and the only question
he could answer was question number 3 and
it says: "Differentiate between a Warehouse
and a Shop" (20marks) After much thinking
he smiled and wrote his answer as fast as he
could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at
Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper
and went to meet his Oga at the gate: OGA:
Ebuka, how far? How e be? EBUKA: E dey so
simple Oga. Question number three say make
we differentiate between a warehouse & a
shop. OGA: Ehen-ehen...Wet in U come write?
EBUKA: hmmm. I write say "warehouse dey
for Ojota & shop dey for Alaba. OGA: So na the
only thing wey U write be dat? EBUKA: Yes
Oga. OGA: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze
Common go back & put the phone numbers &
our complete address. Stupid boy! Na so dem
take dey get customers