There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the centre of the jungle when a rare African tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the explorers had uncovered their secret location, so to stop them revealing it to the world, the tribe would destroy them. The tribe decided to shoot them with a bow and arrow one by one as a ritual.

First they chose the brunnette. She stepped up and they called 3-2-1, but before they could shoot she yelled "TORNADO", the tribe dropped to the floor covering their heads, when they realised nothing was happening, they looked up but the brunette had took her chance and was gone." However, the now angry tribe forced the redhead into the firing line, the tribe began, "3-2-1… " this time the redhead screamed, "FLOOD!!!"

The tribe jumped and all started climbing tree's to avoid being swept away, the redhead then too made her get away.

The tribe were furious at being outwit, they moved the blonde to the firing line.

"Hmmm" thought the blonde, "shouting out a natural disaster at the last minute seems to work, I think I'll give it a go".

Again the tribe started "3-2-1…" and then the blonde shouted "FIRE!!"

They shot her!

Now i can remeber posting this same joke. This is re-cycled. Try to check previous jokes b/4 posting new ones