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"Who Will Buy, I Wana Sell It." by petkoffDrake(m): 11:56am On Aug 21, 2013
TRUE LIFE STORY "Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I
come vex yestaday sell am, come take some
money buy China phone! Now am in bigger
trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick
sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record"One missed Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go show"Charger
connected".
7. When Chinese man pass e go show:"One
Bluetooth device found".
8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show"Ur favourite food found".
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show,"Virus
detected".
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for
screen:"No contact found"."
Re: "Who Will Buy, I Wana Sell It." by Aniah4u: 12:56pm On Aug 21, 2013
grin :DBros, you fit sell am to Aboki as scrap(#150). Atall-atal, na him bad pass.

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Re: "Who Will Buy, I Wana Sell It." by Aniah4u: 12:56pm On Aug 21, 2013
grin :DBros, you fit sell am to Aboki as scrap(#150). Atall-atall, na him bad pass.
Re: "Who Will Buy, I Wana Sell It." by petkoffDrake(m): 1:38pm On Aug 21, 2013
Lol! 150 kwa?
Re: "Who Will Buy, I Wana Sell It." by Aniah4u: 11:13am On Aug 22, 2013
Yes Bro, coz, half bread is better than akara.... cool undecided
Re: "Who Will Buy, I Wana Sell It." by PrebabyG(f): 8:00pm On Aug 22, 2013
Go throw am for dustbin
Re: "Who Will Buy, I Wana Sell It." by petkoffDrake(m): 4:08pm On Dec 03, 2013
lemme dash it to u honey kiss

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