The day he used his wife's pant,
to wipe his face on the pulpit, thinking it' was handkerchief

The day his stomach crumbled in the theatre,
and people thought he farted.

The day he warned his kids never to swear,
and he fell off the stairs and said 'fucking hell'.

The day he wore two different shoes to a celebrity party,
and children gathered around him and made jest of him.

The day he slapped his wife,
and his pastor caught him in the act.

The day his choir master found a condom in
the middle of his bible.

The night he got home late with a kiss of lipstick
on his cheek.

The night his teenage daughther caught him watching a porn movie.

The day he gave a testimony in the church and his wife shouted 'it's a lie'.

[b]why today?
like a baby that was giving life
he is not expected to grow the same day
but why do pple long for perfection
the very same day thought of
yesterday they said its impossible
today they said how could it be
tomorrow what would they say?
that the seed today will not be
a tree tomorrow?
hmm, God have mercy
on the mind that pound too fast!
dearest! the day one is conceived
is not the day one begin to feed oneself,
it takes today, tomorrow and tomorrow
for that which is written concerning you to be
don't be late,
don't be early
just be on time.