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Check This Out by princesa(f): 2:46pm On Jun 10, 2008
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!


"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album, U'll find al frns behind u !!!



Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
Re: Check This Out by Abbygyal(f): 4:10pm On Jun 10, 2008
lol, nice one but i doubt any guy can kiss a lady in front of her husband apart from her brothers.
Re: Check This Out by clemcykul(f): 5:24pm On Jun 10, 2008
well ive done dat several times
Re: Check This Out by princesa(f): 6:38pm On Jun 10, 2008
dnt believe u cos u are not male undecided
Re: Check This Out by Jeovy(m): 6:40pm On Jun 10, 2008
clemcykul,are u a guy or a lady?
Re: Check This Out by spenchuks(m): 7:08pm On Jun 10, 2008
Pls clemcykul answer the question. me too wan know
Re: Check This Out by lexicon(m): 7:49pm On Jun 10, 2008
Nice one, wink
Re: Check This Out by krama(m): 6:54am On Jun 11, 2008
Maybe na hermaphrodite undecided grin
Re: Check This Out by clemcykul(f): 9:29am On Jun 11, 2008
dat na ur sister name abi?

yeye things grin pesin wey get d********k wetin dem dey cal am?
Re: Check This Out by Jeovy(m): 9:39am On Jun 11, 2008
@Clemcykul,are u confused about ur status? tell us
Re: Check This Out by kenypumpin: 9:50am On Jun 11, 2008
lol this one wey una dey ask the guy if hin male or female  grin. na wa o shocked
Re: Check This Out by Jeovy(m): 9:54am On Jun 11, 2008
So,she is a guy?
Re: Check This Out by krama(m): 10:00am On Jun 11, 2008
Hin don already tell una na
Re: Check This Out by Jeovy(m): 10:07am On Jun 11, 2008
When he or she tell us?
Re: Check This Out by krama(m): 10:23am On Jun 11, 2008
You no see this one?

clemcykul:

pesin wey get d********k wetin them dey cal am?
Re: Check This Out by Hassan1890(m): 10:28am On Jun 11, 2008
Krama
you never hear say woman ma dey get d********K, abi u no dey news current?
Re: Check This Out by Jeovy(m): 10:43am On Jun 11, 2008
Tell am OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Re: Check This Out by Ninjabyte(m): 10:50am On Jun 11, 2008
Wetin come join una for her/him case now? Una dey always wan drag wetin dey inside shokoto come sokoto.
I get 7-point Agenda for all of una type o!
Re: Check This Out by krama(m): 10:51am On Jun 11, 2008
I don ask am before whether hin be hermaphrodite na undecided
Re: Check This Out by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Jun 11, 2008
shuo shocked

heyy ninjabyte wattagwan?

kwana biu? yaya aiki kinna missed ya wink grin
Re: Check This Out by folly69(m): 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2008
u guys better stop wasting ur time with clemcys gender or u'll just get brain damage she is beautiful and handsome. kiss
Re: Check This Out by Ninjabyte(m): 12:22pm On Jun 11, 2008
Hey Clems, aiki kalau.

Missed me did u? Would be very lovely if you are a gal

If you are a guy, errr, well, people, una fit help out.

Dear, u just keep pulling trips with this gender issue abi?
Re: Check This Out by jaymobb(m): 12:45pm On Jun 11, 2008
clem no get gender, na IT or that THING
Re: Check This Out by clemcykul(f): 12:54pm On Jun 11, 2008
dats ryte
Re: Check This Out by jaymobb(m): 1:21pm On Jun 11, 2008
yea, i knew something was different about u angry
Re: Check This Out by princesa(f): 2:40pm On Jun 11, 2008
simply call her hermy clem grin
Re: Check This Out by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2008
thanks for the compliment princessa the bisexual grin
Re: Check This Out by princesa(f): 3:50pm On Jun 11, 2008
u're welcome clem the hermaphrodite cool
Re: Check This Out by clemcykul(f): 4:26pm On Jun 11, 2008
thanks my one and only nitwit grin
Re: Check This Out by princesa(f): 4:34pm On Jun 11, 2008
u're welcome again my big sis scalywag
Re: Check This Out by clemcykul(f): 5:04pm On Jun 11, 2008
now ur temper is rising buhahahahahhahahha


ged a life u need it desperately.
Re: Check This Out by princesa(f): 5:19pm On Jun 11, 2008
immediately afta u get urs cool

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