I need some advice from you guys! All of my male friends claim to be MC's and they all have some good lines that they keep dropping on me. They seemingly keep it to sex and try and make me look stupid during our nights out together. I need some advice/tips on beating the boys, is it ok to be personal, they are! I've given some good ones back but I'm stuck for ideas on how to shut them up once and for all! Apparently and I quote 'little white girls shouldn't try and rap' help me show them?

Here's an example of one of my replys:

I started cheating cos u weren't good enough, lying down the phone saying your body was buff, talking yaself up like your the god of sex, then u wonder why I'm giving you no respect, I know that I moaned but it was all fake, it was all I could do to stay awake, so take your hands off me and walk through my door, cos keeping up this act is becoming a chore!