chaircover:

Ah happy birthday to you and bellongs son
May both your days be long, fruitful, happy and blessed
[s]shhhhhhhhhhh who is your service provider[/s]

Muchos Gracias


Airtel

salsera:



Muchos Gracias


Airtel

If I post the number jenny fit teif am
wetin we go come do naw?

Aah the fear of Jenny is real oh


Send me a PM naw

Nairalanders I Salute Oooo !!!

Senior royal roy ,Senior Chaircover, senior wolashewonie, Senior JennyKadiri, Senior damiso, senior salsera, Senior naijababe, Senior Coogar, senior R231, senior debosky et al .

Abeg……What kind of ‘spirits’ should I present for prayers……......schnapps, burukutu, akpeteshe, tombo, kaikai, ogogoro.

I hope I am welcome into the house/Family section.

MirrorMirror:
Nairalanders I Salute Oooo !!!

Senior royal roy ,Senior Chaircover, senior wolashewonie, Senior JennyKadiri, Senior damiso, senior salsera, Senior naijababe, Senior Coogar, senior R231, senior debosky et al .

Abeg……What kind of ‘spirits’ should I present for prayers……......schnapps, burukutu, akpeteshe, tombo, kaikai, ogogoro.

I hope I am welcome into the house/Family section.

Bring Sapele water, kolanut and half a million naira for the gods

MirrorMirror:
Nairalanders I Salute Oooo !!!
Senior royal roy ,Senior Chaircover, senior wolashewonie, Senior JennyKadiri, Senior damiso, senior salsera, Senior naijababe, Senior Coogar, senior R231, senior debosky et al .
Abeg……What kind of ‘spirits’ should I present for prayers……......schnapps, burukutu, akpeteshe, tombo, kaikai, ogogoro.
I hope I am welcome into the house/Family section.

I no go give you too much wahala - just deliver 3 crates of Orijin to Senor R231 so he can deliver it to my premises.

debosky:


I no go give you too much wahala - just deliver 3 crates of Orijin to Senor R231 so he can deliver it to my premises.

MirrorMirror:
Nairalanders I Salute Oooo !!!
Senior royal roy ,Senior Chaircover, senior wolashewonie, Senior JennyKadiri, Senior damiso, senior salsera, Senior naijababe, Senior Coogar, senior R231, senior debosky et al .
Abeg……What kind of ‘spirits’ should I present for prayers……......schnapps, burukutu, akpeteshe, tombo, kaikai, ogogoro.
I hope I am welcome into the house/Family section.

Add 2 crates of Alomo Bitters plus olosho pupa meta to the list senior Debosky gave you and we have a deal

salsera:


Na wa for these gods sef.......how many currencies lol

I'll send it this weekend

But for now take this
Happy Birthday omo-bellong

Gracias.... Danke..... Tesekkürler....... Thank you.

The gods speak in all currencies...

The boy had a wonderful day despite against midnight sickness..

May this new year bring you accomplishments of outstanding breakthroughs...


@Chaircover,

Thanks..... And Amen to the prayer.

The entire family of carbohydrates from balanced diet local government area of food state, Highly regret to announce the death of their father, brother and grandfather; Mr Rice who died in a fire accident along pot express road.
Mr Rice was survived by his wife;
Mrs stew. Twin daughters; curry and thyme. Sons in-law; Maggi an Onion.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT; 25th of December 2014, Body leaves kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table. Music by plates and spoons. Cups & water are highly invited, God loves you but our stomach loves you more.
May your gentle soul rest in the bosom of the toilet. Amen! Signed by meat and fish, for the family. Pls dnt laugh alone forward it to ur friends

r231:






Add 2 crates of Alomo Bitters plus olosho pupa meta to the list senior Debosky gave you and we have a deal

This guy haff spoiled finish!!! Wetin u go carry 'olosho meta' do?

MirrorMirror:
Nairalanders I Salute Oooo !!!

Senior royal roy ,Senior Chaircover, senior wolashewonie, Senior JennyKadiri, Senior damiso, senior salsera, Senior naijababe, Senior Coogar, senior R231, senior debosky et al .

Abeg……What kind of ‘spirits’ should I present for prayers……......schnapps, burukutu, akpeteshe, tombo, kaikai, ogogoro.

I hope I am welcome into the house/Family section.

Add Oroki to the list,na Oroki I want o...

Welcome on board Ogbeni giji

*peep*

naijababe:


This guy haff spoiled finish!!! Wetin u go carry 'olosho meta' do?

Please tell me,what is the meat for? the guy is a strange case.r213 needs deliverance

naijababe:

This guy haff spoiled finish!!! Wetin u go carry 'olosho meta' do?

Not just any olosho meta, dem must be pupa.

I think he wants to play daddy and three mummy's - African stylee.

Pls in Cambodia where I go to school (yeah I just did that ) we don't know what Olosho, Orijin, Alomo, Oroki, KaiKai, Akpeteshe, burukutu, tombo etc means can I have translations pls.

Hello everyone...Need to go out to get some bits and I am dreading the chaos that most shops will be in.Serves me right for procrastinating.

naijababe:


This guy haff spoiled finish!!! Wetin u go carry 'olosho meta' do?

Won fe mo idi abajo

Wen madam CC dey ask for Range Rover envogue una no ask wetin she wan do with am o

Well if you must know, I go dash senior Debosky one and me go keep the remaining two because combination of Alomo and Orijin one olosho no go fit handle

Compliments everybody

damiso:
Pls in Cambodia where I go to school (yeah I just did that ) we don't know what Olosho, Orijin, Alomo, Oroki, KaiKai, Akpeteshe, burukutu, tombo etc means can I have translations pls.

Hello everyone...Need to go out to get some bits and I am dreading the chaos that most shops will be in.Serves me right for procrastinating.

Mehnnnnnn!!!!!!
Was in Marks and Spencers at 8.10am

They nearly trampled me o!

And you know you cant push OAP's . . . . .

Chei my eye see pepper today . .

r231:


Won fe mo idi abajo

Wen madam CC dey ask for Range Rover envogue una no ask wetin she wan do with am o

Well if you must know, I go dash senior Debosky one and me go keep the remaining two because combination of Alomo and Orijin one olosho no go fit handle

Actually I wanted to sow it as a seed into the life of a brother

chaircover:

Actually I wanted to sow it as a seed into the life of a brother

Incidentally my name happens to be A. Brother.

I fit send you post code sha. . . .better yet I'll come pick up the range in person.

debosky:


Incidentally my name happens to be A. Brother.

I fit send you post code sha. . . .better yet I'll come pick up the range in person.

Ive already sown it.
To brother CC . . . .
kai if you see the laying of hands. .
He laid hands on every part of my body
Annointing ya pa
Brother Debosky, sowing is good o!

Hehehe. . . I can just imagine the type of hand laying that happened.

Some speaking in different tongues definitely happened there.

chaircover:


Mehnnnnnn!!!!!!
Was in Marks and Spencers at 8.10am

They nearly trampled me o!

And you know you cant push OAP's . . . . .

Chei my eye see pepper today . .

If you see the queue at our local post office I almost turned back but I had no choice as today is last day for First Class.

Na wa OAP sef dey push and shove o ga o...I want to buy Fresh Salmon and thinking of buying it on Tuesday or Wednesday so I don't have to freeze but e be like say I go do am earlier going to those shops is like going on a pilgrimage.

In a queue in Asda

chaircover:

Im getting one for my self for Xmas
Okro alasepo here we come

Mo ti ro go ooooo
Xmas tree still not up oooooooo

Tayour I think xmas is at yours o!

Meanwhile Virgin Atlantic have gone mad . . . .
Economy £850
Upper Class N1000

Oya na egbon let's go dre, fully prepared and I assure you its gona be fun.

Eiya, my hubby gona be at work both xmas and new year(sobs).

edwife:
In a queue in Asda

Sorry










Not

taryour:



Oya na egbon let's go dre, fully prepared and I assure you its gona be fun.

Eiya, my hubby gona be at work both xmas and new year(sobs).

Same for me, but only for Christmas at the moment. . . .hopefully will be home for new year.

cococandy:

Sorry

Not

Coco I will catch you very soon,i hope you did yours already otherwise,i will be here laughing....


I saw something today! My legs are still shaking but i won't lie- i enjoyed it

edwife:


Coco I will catch you very soon,i hope you did yours already otherwise,i will be here laughing....


I saw something today! My legs are still shaking but i won't lie- i enjoyed it

ehn? So you even enjoyed it and you're complaining.



I don't have big shopping to do my dear. We are spending the Xmas with my other family in another state. I won't even be cooking because I'm re-decorating my kitchen and countertops and everything.

I'm going scot free this season.

[quote author=cococandy post=29059867]

ehn? So you even enjoyed it and[b] you're complaining.[/b]

MY dear don't mind me-though tired i just love shopping especially during Christmas..... you know it's my favourite season.

I don't have big shopping to do my dear. We are spending the Xmas with my other family in another state. I won't even be cooking because I'm re-decorating my kitchen and countertops and everything.

I'm going scot free this season

.

Wow ain't you lucky? - as for me cooking all the way,James Martin will be my inspiration this christmas

I love spending time with family,but this year i wanted to stay home - most definitely next year i am out of here....

Edwife sorry o but why I am even saying sorry sebi you enjoyed it.

..I hate shopping(very untypical for a woman I know) and by shopping I mean walking around ,being on queues, trying on stuff grrrrrr not me at all.I remember my days as a single my friends used to hate taking me along on their shopping expeditions.I had one oh my gosh that girl could shop for Africa.Come and see her begging for your kilos when she has used up all hers plus one excess baggage.Till today I hate Oxford street bond street and the likes cos of those girls ***sighs those were the days I enjoyed myself sha ***

God bless the person who thought of online shopping.

You know as a teenager when you feel you would NEVER EVER be like your mum and you would be a 'cool understanding hip' mum This evening my daughter asked me 'mum why do you always add OLUWA(her full name) when you are talking in your not so happy voice' I laughed ehn cos it took me back to my childhood if my mum calls you by your full name you are in trouble,full name and Muslim name Haa that one is serious trouble, if it is then your full name Muslim name and SURNAME then you are dead I don dey become the woman small small be that o

damiso:
Edwife sorry o but why I am even saying sorry sebi you enjoyed it.

..I hate shopping(very untypical for a woman I know) and by shopping I mean walking around ,being on queues, trying on stuff grrrrrrt not me at all.I remember my days as a single my friends used to hate taking me along on their shopping expeditions.I had one oh my gosh that girl could shop for Africa.Come and see her begging for your kilos when she has used up all hers plus one excess baggage.Till today I hate Oxford street bond street and the likes cos of those girls ***sighs those were the days I enjoyed myself sha ***

God bless the person who thought of online shopping.

I can shop until I drop!

I don't like shopping for clothes and shoes online,unless it is a designer...I like touching what i buy,quality is very important for me,even though i don't try out clothes but shoes I do...Very very important

Don't worry Dami,once you go shopping with me,you will love it ,I am the best companion you can asked for...