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| "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by nightnurse(f): 10:34am On Jun 13, 2008 |
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nuns and the first nun says, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do!" The second one says, "This one does!" |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by nightnurse(f): 10:58am On Jun 13, 2008 |
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a 7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on her fingers and replies, "In that case, 'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up for sale'." |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by holythug(m): 11:04am On Jun 13, 2008 |
d sexy nurse  |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by nightnurse(f): 11:12am On Jun 13, 2008 |
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by nightnurse(f): 11:14am On Jun 13, 2008 |
holythug:the redy holythug, how far na? |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by holythug(m): 11:17am On Jun 13, 2008 |
am ok o. . .missed u & am sure u missed d red thang, cos if i was ur guy ll buy u a red thong for val. . .hehehe |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by nightnurse(f): 11:28am On Jun 13, 2008 |
theres room for suscription oo  |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by krama(m): 12:03pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
Some are nice |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by olulu(m): 3:15pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
cool one nighty been on duty lately abi u bin get belly? |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by Kposh(m): 4:04pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
@Nightnurse, i got a lil prob, i kinda ova weeded u tink i'll gat an appointment then we can go, gimmie a cure |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by Jeovy(m): 4:38pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
See ur life Kposh Nice jokes |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by nightnurse(f): 4:50pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
| wasn't on duty, was writing WAEC & NECO exams |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by tufe(m): 5:16pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
where did u go to since young lady. my bedroom has been longing for you.  |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by nightnurse(f): 4:09pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
u no well tufia |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by ituen(m): 5:31pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
Chai, tufe: holythug:  See wetin my own men dey do? For my back or front, una get mind to razzle my wife |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by Kposh(m): 6:28pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
Jeovy: wats d prob Jeovy, am just tryin to get an appointment is it a sin? nightnurse: wish u luck my cute nurse, but will i get the appointment |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by ituen(m): 6:33pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
Chai see newbies sef dey razzle my wife. I DON DIE!! |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by Jeovy(m): 8:13pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
ituen: Winner takes all,is a free world |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by CrazyMan(m): 8:37pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
*Sighs* |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by popsonj(m): 9:16pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
hmmn!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by ituen(m): 2:29am On Jun 15, 2008 |
Jeovy: Guy, i go fix MAGUN for my wife |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by saucekid(m): 5:33pm On Jun 15, 2008 |
do am fast ooo all of this newbies get red eyes and dem blood dey boil |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by clemcykul(f): 9:10am On Jun 16, 2008 |
their blood dey boil wit rat poison |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by folly69(m): 9:19am On Jun 16, 2008 |
hmmmmn ituen just yesterday morning a man died of magun around pen-cinema u sure say no b u put am dere? |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Jun 16, 2008 |
dont mind the babalawo |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by Jeovy(m): 3:53pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
ituen: U don scare the guy away. |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by Kposh(m): 1:11pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
ituen: no ones gon hurt ur wyf, just gon whisk away wit her. nd 'bout the magun stuff, i got the anti-magun cure. |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by kayowalemi(m): 1:57pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
Maguned wivies are my favourites. Put the magun in double portion sef. I have been doing that since ten years ago and no magun work 4 my body The rest in the house wey want magun proof call me now on my phone. |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by studio43(m): 2:32pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
magun ke?  |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by segunpc(m): 2:56pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
@ jokes tight. she kukuma use the remaining space ad her pick-up, lol. |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by kayowalemi(m): 3:05pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
@poster na opportunity to feel lik a woman |
| Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by studio43(m): 3:08pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
@kayo, i like your native style o |
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