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Swaggish Lies by hernars(m): 9:14pm On Sep 06, 2013
LET'S SEE WHO HAS THE MOST SWAG...TELL AN HILARIOUS LIE * JUST BECAUSE I SEND RECHARGE CARD TO OBAMA JONATHAN COME DEY FLASH ME* LETS KIP IT COMING!
Re: Swaggish Lies by Nobody: 9:37pm On Sep 06, 2013
just got a call that my bank account is full nd i need to make some withdraws to create space 4 oda customers to deposit!

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Re: Swaggish Lies by Nobody: 9:41pm On Sep 06, 2013
ABUJA national stadium na my cousin's sister's neigbour's friend get am[color=#990000]
Re: Swaggish Lies by possibilita(m): 9:49pm On Sep 06, 2013
i just finished drinking Garri with Bitter leave water. undecided
Re: Swaggish Lies by possibilita(m): 9:50pm On Sep 06, 2013
i just finished drinking Garri with Bitter leave water and bitter kola so pls i don't want to lie. undecided

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Re: Swaggish Lies by kelvz419(m): 9:53pm On Sep 06, 2013
na me give beyonce belle wen she tak burn blue ivy
Re: Swaggish Lies by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 06, 2013
.I banned seun frm NL

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Re: Swaggish Lies by wandevincent(m): 9:33am On Sep 07, 2013
hernars: LET'S SEE WHO HAS THE MOST SWAG...TELL AN HILARIOUS LIE * JUST BECAUSE I SEND RECHARGE CARD TO OBAMA JONATHAN COME DEY FLASH ME* LETS KIP IT COMING!
all my private jets wey dey with oyedepo, I wan collEect am

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Re: Swaggish Lies by Mrniceguyjohn(m): 1:54pm On Sep 07, 2013
i no dey wear 1shoe twice
Re: Swaggish Lies by Nobody: 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2013
Plz kindly IGNORE any RUMORE abt d CBN usin my PICTURE 4 d new #5000 NOTE.....itz true d FG approached me bt i TURNED down d OFFER

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Re: Swaggish Lies by LoveAmaka88(f): 1:48am On Sep 12, 2013
My house was dirty, so I bought a new one. My maid is on holiday.

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Re: Swaggish Lies by OLAMIND1(m): 6:25pm On Sep 13, 2013
Who go buy my jet, petrol don cost...

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Re: Swaggish Lies by MrAladin: 6:49pm On Sep 13, 2013
My Grand Mother is A Virgin

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Re: Swaggish Lies by Nobody: 11:32pm On Sep 13, 2013
The similarity btw me and Dangote is dat i dnt go to his house and he dosnt come to my house..
Re: Swaggish Lies by Maximus85(m): 11:45pm On Sep 13, 2013
Na me sell nairaland give seun, now I dey regret.
Re: Swaggish Lies by valicious1(m): 11:31am On Sep 14, 2013
Since I do mistake tell genevieve say I go marry am she no wan comot my house again o














I don tell GEJ say I no wan buy Nigeria, why im still de disturb my fone since nah mtcheew.

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Re: Swaggish Lies by Yeske2(m): 1:23pm On Sep 14, 2013
E don tey wey Bill Gates don dey beg me to buy Microsoft© and i don tell am say make e wait make i mourn Steve Jobs my club guy before I go fit do anything but e no wan make i rest. Make una advise me abeg.

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Re: Swaggish Lies by Nobody: 3:16pm On Sep 14, 2013
My landlord no gree make i use Mikano generator for my 1room apartment, that's why i switch to handfan. . . cheesy
Re: Swaggish Lies by pipszilla(m): 8:25pm On Sep 14, 2013
Pls let's discontinue this thread. Lying is bad, I hate lying and lairs. I HAVE NEVER TOLD A LIE BEFORE.
Re: Swaggish Lies by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 14, 2013
Dem deport me from dubai say i too fine ,na why i dey naija

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