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| Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Raimond(m): 4:07pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
1. A helicopter will kill you quickly . . . a woman takes her time. 2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3. A helicopter does not get mad if you 'touch and go.' 4. A helicopter does not object to a preflight inspection. 5. Helicopters come with manuals. 6. Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits. 7. You can fly a helicopter any time of the month. 8. Helicopters don't come with in-laws. 9. Helicopters don't whine unless something is really wrong. 10. Helicopters don't care about how many other helicopters you have flown. 11. When flying, you and your helicopter both arrive at the same time. 12. Helicopters don't mind if you look at other helicopters, or if you buy helicopter magazines. 13. It's OK to use tie-downs on your helicopter |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by tngtech(m): 4:15pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
this our world has come to an end  . Comparing a helicopter to a woman.Women don suffer the naija men hands. No wonder they dey go marry abroad.  |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Godalone(m): 4:30pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
@poster, You are an animal for comparing women with helicopters. |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by tngtech(m): 4:41pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
infact a co-ward,  |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by blackmann(m): 4:43pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
infact, you are a kangaroo's cousin for comparing choppers to women. later when dem no show face for ur end, u go come nairaland dey whine say women no like you. Nonsense and ingrediented konkobility. |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Raimond(m): 5:38pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
@tngtech,Godalone,blackman You all are idiots. A lady forwarded this joke to me actually, and i beleive she saw the humor in it, so i don`t know what you retards are talking about. |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
hehehe, i found it funny |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by izeek(m): 5:42pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
cudnt we just have found a better comparison, like "an ass"? |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Raimond(m): 5:44pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
izeek: |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Busta(f): 5:44pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
Not funny, not amused, just wondering . . . why compare women with an helicopter??  |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Raimond(m): 5:49pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
1. A helicopter will kill you quickly . . . a woman takes her time. Busta: Are you taking your time to plot a kill |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by replenish(f): 11:48pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
Busta: Same here too, just wondering, if there is any correlation between a woman and a chopper |
| Re: Helicopters and Women...hmmm by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jun 17, 2008 |
@post B.S |
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