Admin or a Moderator

If you were the Admin or a moderator, what would you say to the poster above you

how are u my daughter

if u were a pastor?

God forbid bad things!


If you were a jigolo

tufiakwa




if u were gay?

(yeah a female gay) id be ur lover




if u were a stripper?

Do u know wht this pole is used 4?



If u were my teacher?

u need to be cained


if u were a lawyer

u are to serve 19 years 4 caning a young lady like me





If u were George Bush?

theif americans money and technology, and go to my village and flexxxxxxxxx my lyf.




if u were my babysitter?

I'll use a lot of baby powder on you

If you were the devil?

posses the majority in faovour of me. then repent




if u were God?

make u fall in love with me



if u were a witch?

make u my servant,






If u were my Dad?

u will be grounded till u are old enuff to ****





if u were my daughter/son?

slap you




if you were my housegirl?

sleep with ya husband and chase u out



if u were my wife

eat you





if you were the yam i was about to eat

mykali:

u will be grounded till u are old enough to ****

That better be "Play" u wrote there,




@ topic

burn ur throat and make u choke to death







If u were my PE teacher

make u run aroudn the feild 100 times


if u were my cook?

poison u



If u were My best friend?

give u a cuddle, even if u wan posion me, may d lord forgive u ur sin




if u had beard

play with it all the time

if you had one wish

will be independent



u?

would hold u in my arms _seriously


if u were God?

Punish u severely






If u were my maid?

poison ur food

if u were my bitch?

run over u





If u were u were my neighbour?

love u like thyself


if u were my enemy?

I go turn 2 ya best friend kia kia  Abi u nor see ya fine face?


If u ran in2 me in d dead of d night in an alley (bearing in mind my name is OKANRAN in its entirety) ??

would burst your head and seperate your skull _{ganstas never know who u are, and where u from ain't never made u hard}

if u were my ring tone

jassie:

would burst your head and seperate your skull _{ganstas never know who u are, and where u from ain't never made u hard}

if u were my ring tone

Methinks u've been listenin 2 Akon a lot of late, remember, Akon won't be there 2 protect u when we meet

if i were your boss