Dear Wife, Partner, Girlfriend,
>
> 1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you
> should read the sports section of the newspaper so
> that you are aware of what is going on regarding the
> World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in
> the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you
> will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be
> totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving
> any attention.
>
>
> 2. During the World Cup, the television is mine,
> at all times, without any exceptions. If you even
> take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose
> it (your eye).
>
>
> 3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV
> during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it
> crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If
> you decide to stand nude
> in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on
> right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have
> time to take you to the doctor or look after you
> during the World Cup month.
>
>
> 4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and
> mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or
> something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
> expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer
> the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on
> the floor, It won’t happen.
>
>
> 5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at
> least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as
> well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do
> not make any funny faces to my friends when they
> come over to watch the games. In return, you will be
> allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless
> they replay a good game that I missed during the
> day.
>
>
> 6. Please, please, please!!! If you see me upset
> because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get
> over it, its only a game", or "don't worry,
> they'll win next time". If you say these things, you
> will only make me angrier and I will love you less.
> Remember, you will never ever know more about
> football than me and your so called "words of
> encouragement" will only lead to a break up or
> divorce.
>
>
> 7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one
> game and you can talk to me during halftime but only
> when thecommercials are on, and only if the halftime
> score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am
> saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as
> a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
>
>
> 8. The replays of the goals are very important. I
> don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen
> them, I want to see them again. Many times.
>
>
> 9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or
> any other child related parties or gatherings that
> requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b)
> I will not go, and c) I will not go.
>
>
> 10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his
> house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there
> in a flash.
>
>
> 11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV
> every night is just as important as the games
> themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you
> have already seen
> this, why don't you change the channel to something
> we can all watch?"
> because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of
> this list".
>
>
> 12. And finally, please save your expressions such
> as "Thank God the World Cup is
> only every 4 years". I am immune to these words,
> because after this comes
> the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish
> League, Premier League, FA
> Cup, etc.
>
> Thank you for your cooperation.
>
>
> Print this and place it besides the TV so that
> madam or your girlfriend can see so that we all
> enjoy the world cup and save some misunderstanding

I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

wowwwwwwwwwwwwww nor be lie

You didn't write any rule for when the house is on fire in the middle of the night!!!

Madam, just leave with the kids and leave me to burn in peace to pieces. abi??since we are not talking.

when i need to watch "second chance" he dares not
paste that in parlour


creative work though

thats for football fanatics

me? count me out

too bad

You had better get another TV

tyte one there

happy weak end to u all

why wuld i? in my husband's house ^{very funny}

i'will write boldly "ALL RULES OVERRULED"on a signboard and place on the T.V

Give them rules 4 porn movies

i lv d world cup thing.

Wouldn't be surprised if some soccer freaks behave that way