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| Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 4:35pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!" |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by hotangel2(f): 7:26pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
 Ohhhhhh, NICE ONE!! |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by ami89(f): 11:08pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
 really nice one |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 12:08am On Jun 03, 2006 |
hehe! |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 1:22am On Jun 03, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by sade511(f): 2:06am On Jun 03, 2006 |
ha!!! |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 8:59am On Jun 03, 2006 |
He can wait for a millenium can't he? |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by kamsy(f): 12:41pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
ha ha ha that serves him right.he thinks his wiser than God. |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by dabby(f): 3:37pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
heard it before but it still cracks me up. |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by micklplus(m): 3:54pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
Very nice joke ! Cheers |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by ToyM28(f): 4:54pm On Jun 05, 2006 |
he he he. LOl. nice one. U seee, God is even wiser dat the wisest. |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 9:24am On Jun 10, 2006 |
That's just the issue! |
| Re: Just Five Minutes! by kellygirl(f): 10:05am On Jun 10, 2006 |
nice one spiky |
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