Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He
asked her, "How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to
me?
I want to help Nigeria." "Well," said the Queen,
"the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent
people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how
do i
know the people around me are really
intelligent?" The Queen replied, "Oh, that's
easy,
you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle." The
Queen
pushed a button on her intercom. "Please
send
David Cameron in here, would you?" David
Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?" The Queen smiled
and
said, "Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it
is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who
is
it?" Without pausing for a minute David
Cameron answered, "that would be me." "Yes,
very good," said the Queen. Jonathan went
back
home to ask his Vice
President Sambo. JONATHAN: Answer this.
Your
mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and
it's
not your sister, who is it? SAMBO: "I'm not
sure,
let me get back to you." He asked all his staff
in
the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP
Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child
and
it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Dora
answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!" Then he
went
back to speak with President
Jonathan. Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to
that
riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got angry,he said to
Sambo. "No
wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am
surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David
Cameron!" WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

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