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ASUU Strike: I Missed My Great Uniben by DEGREE2466(m): 8:32pm On Sep 17, 2013
Wow! I cant believe it is more than two months now since the commencement of the indefinite strike by the academic union of university.

Well this is the following things i missed in UNIBEN:

I missed maingate - those security men that must search your bag even when you carry empty bagco bag.

I missed sports complex - where five guys will be rushing to teach one girl how to swim.

To be continued tommorrow
Re: ASUU Strike: I Missed My Great Uniben by Nobody: 8:44pm On Sep 17, 2013
Old bbm joke lol..................AM MISSING SCHOOOOOL!!
wow cant blive itz nw 50 dayz nd counting...
I miss MAINGATE!! (All dose security men wey dey
search bag evn when itz empty!!)
I miss campus SHUTTLE DRIVERS!! (Dem nor dey
eva get change!!)
I miss SPORTS COMPLEX!! (5 guys go dey huzzle 2
teach 1gal hw 2 swim!!!)
I miss GT BANK!!! (D only bank wey students dey
go withdraw with extension & charger!!!)
I miss 1st BANK!! (Alwayz online!!!!)
I miss FIDELITY BANK!! (Withdraw and shit
com4tably!!!)
I miss LIBRARY!! (While u dey concentrate on ur
books insyd anoda stdnt dey concentrate on ur
bag!!!)
I miss HALL 1!!! (I reserve my comments!!!)
I miss HALL 2!!! (D only plc wey fit host both
fellowship nd party 2geda!!)
Misssss Hallll 3!!!! (D only hostel wey get fm!!!D
only hostel wey get spiderman!! Concotion rice
24/7)
I miss SUPREME ice cream!! (Alwayz causin quarrel
btw me nd ma friends)
I miss JUNE 12!!! (Wea d natnal anthem
is #im_loyal_sir)
I miss MISHAI guyz (Alwayz dey call pesn when
dem c am wit babe)
I miss BLESSED!!! (D only restaurant wey get POS,
haba!!!)
I miss HALL 4!!! (Beans is reaaadddyyyyyyyyy!!!)
I miss night class!!! (Guyz toastin, galz greein,
thieves thiefing, 90% sleeping)
I miss all dem babes, secret admirers, loved ones,
and my close friend PROF O.G OSHODIN (Still
wonderin what he'd be doing with d calendar, e
sure say no more public holiday, xmas holiday nd
new year break!!!)

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Re: ASUU Strike: I Missed My Great Uniben by DEGREE2466(m): 5:36pm On Sep 18, 2013
aaronson: Old bbm joke lol..................AM MISSING SCHOOOOOL!!
wow cant blive itz nw 50 dayz nd counting...
I miss MAINGATE!! (All dose security men wey dey
search bag evn when itz empty!!)
I miss campus SHUTTLE DRIVERS!! (Dem nor dey
eva get change!!)
I miss SPORTS COMPLEX!! (5 guys go dey huzzle 2
teach 1gal hw 2 swim!!!)
I miss GT BANK!!! (D only bank wey students dey
go withdraw with extension & charger!!!)
I miss 1st BANK!! (Alwayz online!!!!)
I miss FIDELITY BANK!! (Withdraw and shit
com4tably!!!)
I miss LIBRARY!! (While u dey concentrate on ur
books insyd anoda stdnt dey concentrate on ur
bag!!!)
I miss HALL 1!!! (I reserve my comments!!!)
I miss HALL 2!!! (D only plc wey fit host both
fellowship nd party 2geda!!)
Misssss Hallll 3!!!! (D only hostel wey get fm!!!D
only hostel wey get spiderman!! Concotion rice
24/7)
I miss SUPREME ice cream!! (Alwayz causin quarrel
btw me nd ma friends)
I miss JUNE 12!!! (Wea d natnal anthem
is #im_loyal_sir)
I miss MISHAI guyz (Alwayz dey call pesn when
dem c am wit babe)
I miss BLESSED!!! (D only restaurant wey get POS,
haba!!!)
I miss HALL 4!!! (Beans is reaaadddyyyyyyyyy!!!)
I miss night class!!! (Guyz toastin, galz greein,
thieves thiefing, 90% sleeping)
I miss all dem babes, secret admirers, loved ones,
and my close friend PROF O.G OSHODIN (Still
wonderin what he'd be doing with d calendar, e
sure say no more public holiday, xmas holiday nd
new year break!!!)

JOB COMPLETED BY AN NAIVE NAIRALANDER WHO CANNOT CREAT HIS THREAD BUT ONLY COMES TO SPOIL THE ONE CREATED BY A FOLLOW.

WELL I HAVE NEW THINGS TO ADD BUT SINCE YOU CLAIM YOU KNOW IT ALL CONTINUE THEN

DUST MY LEG OFF AND LEAVES THE THREAD FOR YOU!

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