One old woman enter bus from
lagos to calabar..As they began
the journey,she told the
dirver.Driver! Abeg,when we
reach Benin make u tell me o.The
driver nodded his head sayin okay! And the woman shouted in
the bus again sayin:My children!
Una hear me,everybody said
okay..In about 2hrs of their
journey,everybody in the bus
slept off but the woman never blinked her eyes nt knwin she
have never been to benin before
and doesn't knw the place
either...In about 5hrs of theire
journey,she shouted: driver! We
never reach benin? The driver answered,we don pass benin for
about 2hrs ago madam. Then the
woman started shoutin.I no go
gree o,u must carry me go back
to Benin.then everybody agreed
that d driver shud turn back.When they got to benin,the
driver madam! Oya cum down we
don reach benin.Immidiately,the
woman open her hand
bag,brought out a sachet of
panadol,took 2 tablets and swallowed it sayin: na my
daughter say make i take am if i
reach benin.Now,make we dey go
back to calabar....

dry sh1t!

benkings: dry sh1t!

No 1 begged you to comment. Ewu

lolz...