Real or fake?

You’ve probably wondered this more than a few times while checking out a hottie at the bar. Well, since you can’t just outright touch her breasts off the bat, and since you don’t know her well enough to ask, you’re going to have to rely on the tell-tale signs, which can be hard to spot.

Here are the things to look for through her clothes that will let you know if she’s the real McCoy or Silicone Ali.

what to look for

Unnatural shape

Most breasts aren’t perfect orbs and they usually aren’t identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension — instead of flattening out — whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they’re real.

Watch out for women wearing a constrictive bra to make them come together. The overall shape will still not look right. With such a bra, you won’t be able to notice the outer circles contouring the breasts.

Bubbly look

On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up — just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they’re bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.

Overly firm

Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.

If they look like balloons that are about to burst, beware. Real boobs do grow with weight gain, but the skin has time to grow with the fat.

High up (if she’s not wearing a bra)

Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she has two flotation devices strapped to her chin.

If a woman is not wearing a bra and sports C-sized orbs that stand up, then it’s pretty easy to figure out. The hard ones to pick out are the B cups. They can look real but then you need to spot small abnormalities that a normal breast wouldn’t have.


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First na Fake nyash pad you talk,now na fake Bobby!!



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Abu Mikey: Oga entadplace,na war against ladies be this oo
First na Fake nyash pad you talk,now na fake Bobby!!



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Lol....

Na Wetin I Go Use All My Time To Study Be That... Shior!