Conversation Between a Rat and a Student...
Rat: (with tiny voice) Hello...
Student: Hello, Who am I speaking with?
Rat: Na Mr. Farouk be dis abi?
Student: Yes, you are speaking with Mr. Farouk, who
is this please?
Rat: So you no recognize my voice abi? Na me your
Room Mate.
Student: You say what?
Rat: Your Room Mate Rat, I dey ur Room now.
Student: I beg your pardon?
Rat: Which yeye beg you dey beg. I never chop since U
comot 3months ago. I check that place you dey put food
i no see anything. I check kitchen nothing,I even
check your Fridge no single food there. E be like say
you wan kill me abi?
No problem, I just say make I let you know say that
your Certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write
UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE, ABEOKUTA, I don eat the
'''UNIVERSITY OF" comot, Remaining " AGRICULTURE,
ABEOKUTA".
Let me see which work you go take AGRICULTURE
ABEOKUTA" go find

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