I'd wanted to post this at the Jokes section, but I decided it had more to do with literature. Here's the poser:

Make a sentence with "because" such that "because" occurs THREE times in it.

( Mind you, this is the literature section, so your sentence'd better be correct - and no long, winding sentences either! )

Because [/b]should never be used to begin a sentence [b]Because [/b]the word [b]Because is connected to causality.

What do I win?

Cracking my brains on a topic concerning because, is something I find alarming, because, because is a word I use frequently.

dnt start a sentence wit because because because is a conjunction,splendid

if i had logged on earlier, i would have won cos i knew this stuff way back in high skool

javalove:

if i had logged on earlier, i would have won because i knew this stuff way back in high school

You could come up with something else .

@ poster

Where's yours?

whati s the whole because idea because i see everyone is using because here

what is all this 'because' idea because i see everyone is using because here

I don't like using 'because', because, 'because' is normally used for lame excuses.

javalove:

if i had logged on earlier, i would have won because i knew this stuff way back in high school

lmao!!
why do I think you're funny, is it because I laugh easily or is it because it was funny, or maybe it's because you're crazy!!

Sisikill:

Because [/b]should never be used to begin a sentence [b]Because [/b]the word [b]Because is connected to causality.

What do I win?

Wrong. Starting a sentence with "because" is grammatically wrong. _{(You'd been right if you'd enclosed the "because's" in inverted commas )}

stillwater:

Cracking my brains on a topic concerning because, is something I find alarming, because, because is a word I use frequently.

Disqualified. Your sentence is looping the loop! 

oreshade:

dnt start a sentence wit because because because is a conjunction,splendid

Umm, would've liked to declare you the winner, but mine! you sure have a problem with spellings and punctuations. This isn't text messaging, you know. 

javalove:

if i had logged on earlier, i would have won because i knew this stuff way back in high school

Ok. Better luck next time! 

lady bam:

what is all this 'because' idea because i see everyone is using because here

Disqualified. Is your answer a statement or a question?

Ojukwu_rsg:

I don't like using 'because', because, 'because' is normally used for lame excuses.

Good! Nice sentence, too.  Now, you'll have to meet Seun for your prize!

But by the way, here's my own answer: You can't start a sentence with "because", because "because" is a conjuction.

What?!!! I can’t believe you failed me because I didn't use inverted commas to enclose my "because" in the because game.

So unfair!

Disqualified? Kiss my

dnt start a sentence wit because because because is a conjunction    =       You can't start a sentence with "because", because "because" is a conjuction



@kay9

Mr copy cat.

stillwater:

Disqualified? Kiss my

stillwater:

Disqualified? Kiss my

Its alright, I understand your grievances, afterall no one ever agrees with the referee during a football match.

lady bam:

dnt start a sentence wit because because because is a conjunction = You can't start a sentence with "because", because "because" is a conjuction



@kay9

Mr copy cat.

C'mon, get serious. Why would I pose a riddle if i didn't know the answer?

My disqualification from the “Because” game depresses me because I thought I knew how to use “Because”.

Haba. . . you’ve got to give something for this now.

Okay, actually, it really blows because I just used because now, but i got disqualified from a 'because' game

I hereby propose that a Because Support Group be formed because it’s the only way to help people who were disqualified from The Because Game get over their pain and tears.

Okay I know I’m reaching here but you gotta give me something now. . .

I can use 'because' in this sentence, just because 'because' is one of those words that can be used in a sentence.
His father shot him because he raped his mother because he was high because he smoked weed.

i jst dnt like dis becasue game game because i think it hard and because the poster make unfair jugdement

She was arrested because she shot the black man because he slapped a white woman because she was white.

origina9ja:

i jst dnt like this becasue game game because i think it hard and because the poster make unfair jugdement

This is because you're thinking too hard because you think it's hard because of your approach to it.

She thinks it's hard because of the many rules OP laid down for the Because Game because he wants no one to win. 

Alright, people. I'm nice guy - loving, caring, sympathetic to lost causes, etc.  And because of that ("because"  again! ) and also for Sisikill's sake (she's almost cried her eyes out), I hereby inaugurate the BECAUSE SUPPORT GROUP.

The president is Sisikill (naturally!)
The secretary is lady bam (so she'll stop crucifying me )
And the members are, well, all the people who feel cheated in the Because Game. Hence forth, all enquiries, demands (both fair and unfair ) and grievances should be forwarded to them.

Hmm, everybody happy?

some people got disqualified from the 'because' game because they dont even know the meaning of because

an alternative title to this thread is because because because

lol
Its because it is all about "because" on this thread that i have to write about "because"

i am in awe why the word because have to be so abused on this thread, all becuase we all want to use the word becuase in a statement.

lol

Because, because, bacause, is a word that bothers me

Oh My God!

[I]*Tears mixed with mucus & saliva streaming down my face*[/I]

Being named the president of the Because support Group comes as a shock to me because I had already given up and never thought I'd get recognized for my work because after 4 attempts at it and failing, I pretty much abandoned all hope of getting anywhere because I thought after 4 attempts what else can work and I even made a vow to myself that I wouldn't return to the Because thread again because like everyone else, I am not masochist but now I see I made an error in judgement because I missed hearing my name called as the President of the Because Support Group which hurts very much because I would have had a speech prepared and invited my family especially my mama because she was the one who said to me "Sisi, if you fail once try again because you never know what gonna happen the second time because life is a box of chocalate and there is always a surprise waiting for you" and now I see how true that statement is because after 4 attempts I just got a good surprise because I was made president and I would have also liked to thank the Lor' Jeezes because he is always there for me, showing me his goodness and mercies because he loves me and even though I wish I could continue to express my joy because of my new presidency title, I feel I need to stop here because I don't want to bore you, also because I don't people to think my power is getting into my head because they say absolute power corrupts absolutely and so it is with a grateful heart I say "Thank You Because Game Committe, may you live long live because you have made a virtually unknown person like me The President of the Because Support Group"


[I]*Fans face with hand as I'm being led off stage singing "Can't Touch This, Ta Ran Ran" and doing the electric slide*[/I]

You just found out, Sisi? Hmmm.

(shakes head sadly and walks away, thinking: What have I done? Poor girl's gone loony with happiness)