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Be An Author Of A Government Textbook,be Immortalized Without Writing A Sentence / Who Can Make A Sentence That Contain Alphabelt A-z / What/which phrase,quote,saying,sentence....strikes you? (1) (2) (3) (4)
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Sisikill: 2:25pm On Jul 28, 2008|
LMAO! Yeah I'm nuts. . . nuts with HAPPINESS!!
Li'l ol' me. . . President? Inconceivable!
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by bluehorizo(m): 2:34pm On Jul 28, 2008|
because you are my joy i will bring you the moon because you are the only thing that matters in my life because you are my love.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by ifyalways(f): 3:52pm On Jul 28, 2008|
because you bought this car for me i wud be forced to love you because am sure you bought me this car because you love me
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by bluehorizo(m): 9:53pm On Jul 28, 2008|
I will kiss you because you appreciate my gift of love because my heart aches for you and because of you i'll always go on.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by ifyalways(f): 10:06pm On Jul 28, 2008|
Dont be carried away because i responded to your advances,its all cos of that car cos i really dont like you
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by kay9(m): 11:47am On Jul 29, 2008|
@Sisikill: Hey, Prettyface, don't sit around doing trips round the moon. More and more entries are coming in for the Because Competition (which, funny enough, has already been won), and it is YOUR responsibility to grade 'em. (I'd have done it myself but I don't want to be accused of "cheating" again. Besides, a guy's got to take a vacation sometime,
Please, keep sending in your entries. Remember: the more entries you send, the higher your chances of winning - even if it has already been won
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by bluehorizo(m): 11:53am On Jul 29, 2008|
I never made any advances to you because it was you who saw my car and decided to force yourself to love me because of my car because i was not declaring my love for you initially.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by masam(m): 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2008|
Because i don't understand y the poster should ask us to use because to make a statement or is it because most nairalanders are literate?
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Moyola(f): 4:24pm On Jul 29, 2008|
because because becaue.
i no go skool
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Moyola(f): 4:45pm On Jul 29, 2008|
cum n take me. . . i dont know d way either
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by ifyalways(f): 10:00am On Jul 30, 2008|
SO because i told u off because you are not man enough for me because if u were,u would have known i never WAS tripping u have resorted to namecalling?
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by bluehorizo(m): 4:46pm On Jul 30, 2008|
Because you should understand that i never called you names because i am a gentleman and i don't understand what you mean by you told me off because you were not in the "film" but only showed face
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by bluehorizo(m): 5:00pm On Jul 30, 2008|
And now i say bye to the thread because i don't like trade words because i am not a trouble seeker but because i am a fun loving man. Good luck
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Sisikill: 9:22pm On Jul 30, 2008|
Sisikill glides into thread singing
Have got the power, oh yeah!
Wait. . . where is the applause?
Whining and stomping feet
I am the president! You're supposed to clap when I come in!!
I'm going to tell the CEO/CFO/OWNER/FOUNDER on you guys.
Goes in search of Kay9, who tells her to get her behind back into the thread and handle business instead of whining like a baby. Sisikill walks back in trying to pretend like nothing happened
Hi Everyone, well I must say I am very happy to have you here with us today.
Even though The Because Thread has been in existence for years (internet years) every year always feels like the first time. As you all know our sole purpose is to award people who have taken the sacred word BECAUSE and turned it into a beautiful, sensible sentence. This year we had people coming in from all walks of life and I'd like to say this. . . Win or Lose it was a pleasure reading your work
Without wasting much of your time, I'll go straight to the point.
Some of you started your sentences with BECAUSE. . . I'm sorry but this is a no no. So the following people are disqualified.
2) bluehorizo (#33)
3) ifyalways (#34)
4) masam (#39)
5) Moyola (#40)
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Now if you look to my right. . . your left, you'll see our lovely Secretary Lady Bam, who will escort you to the sobbing chamber. Please. . . and this is very important, please don't start your sobbing until you are safely in the room. Thank you and don't take it personally, just learn how to use the word properly. Mmmmmkayy,
Oh this is Fun! Fun! Fun!. Now our winners, I have to say this was a difficult contest to judge. . .
We had the love birds with their wordy fore[/b]play (oh la la ), (#35)
We had the love birds with their wordy [b]sour[/b]play (awwww ) (#36 & #38)
Finally we had the lovebirds with their wordy [b]exit[/b]play (Eeeya ) (#43, #44 & #45)
While we hate to see 'em broken up, the show must go on. So ladies and gentlemen your [b]Because Winner for JULY 2008 is one half of the lovebirds
MR. BLUEHORIZO WITH THIS ENTRY
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmmm so beautiful, so sweet, so becausely appropriate!! Mr. BlueHorizo Ladies and gentlemen
Crowds give a big round of applause and Chanting
Speech! Speech! Speech!
Sisikill mutters under her breath
Oh so for him they clap? I'll show them.
Mr. Bluehorizo. . . I hope you have a speech prepared because it's time for your clooooooose up!!
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Sisikill: 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2008|
Oh Yeah. . . I'm perfectly Sane, Thank you very much
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Pataki: 9:31pm On Jul 30, 2008|
NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!
The competition cannot close just like that!!!!!!
Why did the competition end so soon, is it because [/b]I did not submit my entry in time, or probably [b]because I do not post in the literature section simply because it is always too dry for me?
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Sisikill: 9:49pm On Jul 30, 2008|
Awww, I'm so sorry! This is why you have to be very. . .
Wait a sec, did you say the literature section is. . . is. . .
I can't even use that word. It does not exist in my dictionary! My God! What non. . . .
Why do you have to go an say that now. We're not dry. . . it's not fair. Okay, maybe sometimes we tend to drone on and on about nothing but that is only sometimes and other times people come and they don't do anything and it makes it boriner. I think it is because we are in the back back and nobody sees us there and they don't know to come over and Seun does not put us under hot topic like he does everybody else and. . . and. . .
You know what. . . Why am I explaining to you? Whatever. . . we don't carrrre! We know how to par-tay okaaaay! We just don't want to because we'll get mad crazy, You know doing crazy. . . mad things. . . like. . . like drinking beer and. . . putting our glasses on the table without coasters. . . and taking our shirts off (only the boys oh). So. . . whatever! Yeah! That's right.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by kay9(m): 11:15am On Aug 02, 2008|
Howdy, all Because Folks? I was actually vacationing somewhere in out in space (aboard my cruise spaceship, a'course), but just decided to check-in and make sure the Because Forum hasn't gone to hell in a handbasket. Hmmm, I can see I chose a good leadership team, afterall - President Sisi has obviously outgrown her teenage blues . Good job, mon cherie, you've earned a raise!
And to the winner of the July Edition of the Because Competition, Bluehorizo: Congrats! Trust me, being a Because winner is no mean feat, because a whole lot people compete just because they wanna prove how good and smart they are, because - ah, you get the idea. (Off the record, though, if I had been in charge, you won't be the winner - off the record of course! )
And to others who didn't win - Ifyalways, Moyola, Pataki, Profy-Sam, Masam, oh you guys are so many - take heart. You can always use the Sobbing Room, no charge whatsoever. (Fine invention, too, that Sobbing Room. Sisi, you got a double raise!)
Okay, I sign-off here. Sisi-babe, grab the helms; remember to hold true to the Because Spirit!
*beams back to vacation spaceship: "Alright, Spock, gimme warp-drive!"*
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Sisikill: 1:01am On Aug 03, 2008|
Sisikill doing a curtsey
Thank You Sir! You didn't need to give me a raise because I actually enjoy my new post as president of the Because Game Association but I won't reject it because I don't want to offend since you came all the way from Planet [i]Becauseonic [/i]to give me the news and because I might get me thrown out in the cold.
I think our winner is still heartbroken!
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by SUXXI(m): 5:13pm On Aug 16, 2008|
Because you asked me to use because,because is a 7 letter word.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by na wah: 12:29pm On Aug 20, 2008|
Don't think because i paid your rent you owe me because u don't, its because i don't want you borrowing outside the family.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by fantastik(m): 12:37pm On Aug 20, 2008|
Because Nairaland is a free forum does not give you the impetus to murder 'because' because I am really getting pissed off.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by mykali(m): 3:24pm On Aug 21, 2008|
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by mykali(m): 3:27pm On Aug 21, 2008|
. . . i hadnt noticed her earlier because she was was hiding in the shadows that had been cast because of the setting sun. . . . . shouting at me and saying ''u hate me because i don't love u anymore?''
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Sisikill: 7:59pm On Aug 21, 2008|
Ohhhh! I am so excited because It's almost time for our August drawing, so send your enteries in because it's the only way to be included in the Because game!!
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by maborukoje(f): 8:48pm On Aug 22, 2008|
you can use because three times because because is a conjunction
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Sisikill: 12:38am On Sep 11, 2008|
The August Drawing has been put on hold because we didn't have enough enteries and this happened because we let the Because Game thread get overshadowed by other threads.
Please keep the fire of the Because Thread burning because It is the only way I can retain my title as the. . . as the, Yeparipa I've forgotten my Because title oh . . . . Oga K9 must not hear this because he will boot me out so fast, I won't know what hit me.
JUST KEEP THE BECAUSES COMING!! Thank You
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by hollerb(m): 12:00pm On Sep 11, 2008|
Dear, i would have loved to use because to begin a sentence, but because, because cannot be used to start a sentence, i refuse to.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by kay9(m): 2:17pm On Sep 12, 2008|
Not bad. And the sentense makes sense, too. Atta-boy, hollerb; I think I'll talk to Sisikill . . . .
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by sofa-dj(m): 1:47pm On Sep 15, 2008|
"Because" could be very difficult to use 3ce in a sentence because because is a silly word.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by Moyola(f): 1:33pm On Sep 25, 2008|
1 Because, 2 because, 3 because.
|Re: Make A Sentence With 3 "Because" by donpapa(m): 10:15am On Sep 26, 2008|
Congratulations for your appointment as president of 'because' group.
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