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Crazy Church Names by Lordmok(m): 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
Some years ago i came across a list of funny church names and quite frankly i think the founders said to themselves "Lets just get members in and start collecting tithes and offering". They probably just thought for a second and put the first thing that came up as their church's name. Some are just plain ridiculous, here's the list of some i can remember and some others i heard recently and my comments: Run for your life ministries (i wonder how they would explain that) Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State) (Noooo, na Jesus of Ebuka) Guided Missiles Church (They have the missile testing fields and everything) Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac) Satan in Trouble Ministry FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt) (Founded by Bruce Lee's Nigerian cousin) Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace (We even set angels on fire, demons are nothing) Other people's money (Yes i found it hard to believe to but its a church name and the church has members) David killed Goliath ministries (In case you thought Sango did it) Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry Read more @ http://randomthuts..com/2013/09/crazy-church-names.html |
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