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Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Amberg: 4:39am On Jan 17, 2016 |
aitoehigie: Well there're many junks deployed out there on amazon webservices. Doesn't prive ur app's rock solid. Just saying... 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by foldl: 4:46pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
aitoehigie: For one whose intent was not to start a flame war you sure picked a controversial title for your post. 2 Likes |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by foldl: 5:18pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
aitoehigie: dis wan dis pikin jus dey tro amazon around like say im jus learn about am yesterday. Egbon Seun abeg no mind am na small pikin dey worry am. him never go live e dey yarn panya. Wetin original for e-payment wen interswitch, pay4me, remitta, netpostpay, gtpay etc full ground, mek I no mention stripe dem. No worry, sebi u think say na to write code dem dey tek create e-payment for naija, wen the cbn and other policy huddles hit u u go begin look for pesin wey you go dash the code sef. BTW, upon d mouth wey u dey mek I doubt say you fit mek wetin Seun dey mek for 1 month in adverts for 2 years. Seun code na cut and paste but e dey pay wella! 7 Likes |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by danvery2k6(m): 11:18pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
aitoehigie: After all the talk and this is what you could come up with? A Web payment System? Are you Sh*t*ng me? OMG this is hilarious. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by danvery2k6(m): 11:22pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
aitoehigie: Nice talk about open source. Can we see your Github or Bitbucket account? Let's see how much you've contributed to open source. 2 Likes |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Emperoo: 11:39pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
I think you are wrong b/c their must be competition to keep the market balanced. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by seunthomas: 11:48am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Ignore this guy. He is a rookie seeking attention. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by olyjosh(m): 12:24pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
After all these arguments, Seun still got paid. I hope the wisest Nigerian programmer who authored this post will know that he has created this post just to make Seun richer - Ads is already on the post anyway |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by tgmservice: 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
aitoehigie:may I remind u its almost 8 years since u last said u will build a new web payment platform. I neva see talkless of ur application. Abeg make una free d guy he hasn't been active 4 over year now, maybe his loud mouth has lead him to his grave |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by silento(m): 3:43pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
some crazy Azz mudafuka who cannot develop a calculator without a third party library is calling others dumb |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by shootingstar: 12:12am On Feb 05, 2016 |
danvery2k6: I agree with you. Post your Github or Bitbucket |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by cbrass(m): 7:50pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Some people just open their mouth of frustration. Anyway we understand your type of people. Ruby and PHP came out the same year but we all know where PHP is today, so bro stop acting childish, it's not the language but the professional use of the language. If a client approaches me for a Facebook, well I will advice him but if he insists it's not my business, mine is to code and make money. Abeg leavethrashforlawma |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by danidee10(m): 9:24pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Kobojunkie: Python is not .NET it's just another implementation like jython |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Tpain12: 4:04pm On May 12, 2016 |
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Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by cbrass(m): 10:41pm On May 12, 2016 |
Tpain12: You are welcome bro |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by youngeddy: 12:51am On Jun 08, 2016 |
what you have said is good though because opinion is allowed. Am a web programmer by Gods Grace php,javascript html,css sql etc . Any web programmer should holla at me pls 08029178228 or eddyiyayi@gmail.com,. I need programmers as friends. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by ugo2016: 1:04pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
See 2008 post! Na war o |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Fulaman198(m): 4:53pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
I think your post should have said why aren't Nigerian programmers innovating. That would have been a much better thing to say to reinforce your point |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by damlax: 4:51pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Guys the thing that happens now is that the world is evolving you can't develop things on your you gat to use open source codes nobody knows it all even gates and zuck Facebook: memcache and so on even their data center design is open source EA SERVER : MONGODB And others |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Zdoh(m): 5:54pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Even at war i am still learning...i can't imagine seen myself becoming full time proggramer and developer by the end of this year. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by logicalhumour: 7:49pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
aitoehigie:Don't create a Google, cos I wouldn't use it... it would never offer me the info I need |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by bot101(m): 11:07pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
aitoehigie: Boy, you really are a kid. Stop making me laugh at your girlfriend ignorance. Knowing the philosophy behind a specific language is enough to educate you a bit. Also, in the real world a powerful language is not known by how short it's syntax is. Grandpa C is an undying testament to that, one even your best language bows to. So young one, stop ranting. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by L4stl00k(m): 7:11pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
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Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Stconvict(m): 11:28am On Aug 28, 2016 |
I guess the title is somewhat right. Why are you vexing over 8-year old post? Let sleeping dogs lie. Dammit! The dude probably doesn't remember he posted sth like this anymore. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Nobody: 2:26pm On Aug 28, 2016 |
It's an insult to say Nigerian Programmers are Dumb!, maybe u could say some are...,But definitely not all. as we have quacks and opportunist in other fields as well... Please Note. Thank You. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by inu629: 6:08am On Aug 31, 2016 |
Haha nice topic, I was told that Indian programmers are very good. For Nigerian, I don't know. |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Nobody: 7:52am On Aug 31, 2016 |
A good programmer must be dumb. Why? Because if he’s smart, and he knows he is smart, he will: 1 stop learning - making it hard for him to try to find new techniques to allow him to work faster 2 stop being critical towards his own work - In the battle between a programmer and the compiler, it’s best for the programmer to give up early and admit that it’s always him and never the compiler who’s at fault (unless it’s character encoding issues). Also the dumb person will just run off and, without a second thought, do something wrong. The too-smart person will sit down and plan something right, without taking any action. Nobody is really smart enough to program computers. The only way you'll ever succeed as a software developer is by having the concept of beginner's mind: approaching everything as if you were seeing it for the first time. Most of all, that means not being afraid to ask the stupid questions. In other words, the only way to build great software is to make things as easy as possible for your users. So you better not think too much and act if you want to achieve something............. Ok take a look at these "dumb billion dollar" ideas; Twitter: You can use this to type 140 characters. Smart guys will wonder why a software that does nothing but let you type 140 characters is valued at multiples of billions WhatsApp: Just like SMS but doesn’t cost much. People in the have been scratching their heads on how a simple app like WhatsApp got bought for $19B Airbnb: Rent out your spare mattress. Sleeping in a stranger's bed? Uber: Just another taxi company to many with an app. I recall watching an interview with Mark Cuban (owner of the Dallas Mavericks, biggest shark in the Shark Tank) where he said he was the first person Uber founders went to for an investment. And he thought it was a dumb idea and that it would never work. So, yeah, even someone as genius as Mark Cuban thought that was a dumb idea. If the op had said "Why are Nigerian programmers not creative?"..........then he would have had a point...... but been dumb isn't just good career advice: it's the key to running a successful software business, too. 1 Like |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Nobody: 4:48am On Jul 16, 2020 |
cdeveloper: I like that your concept of online payment, just reading your comment now, any development? |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Sososo(f): 9:01am On Jul 16, 2020 |
Dumb kwa Are you not generalising here? |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by iAmTheJoker: 12:17pm On Jul 16, 2020 |
Sososo:Lol... You're replying to a post made 12 years ago. OP might be dead by now |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Sososo(f): 6:28pm On Jul 16, 2020 |
iAmTheJoker:you are saying I'm talking to a ghost indirectly . Well that's the pros and cons of nairaland |
Re: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by Deicide: 8:37am On Jul 18, 2020 |
I guess this thread is no longer relevant today |
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