1. People who point at their wrist
asking for the time, I know
where my watch is pal, where
the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the
toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get
off their a** to search the entire
room for the TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV
and change the channel
manually .
3. When people say “Oh you just
want to have your cake and eat it
too”. Damn Right! What good is
cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “life is short”.
What the hell Life is the
longest damn thing anyone
ever does!!! What can you do
that’s longer?
5. When you are waiting for the
bus and someone asks “Has the
bus come yet?” If the bus came,
would I be standing here

6. When people say while
watching a film, “did ya see
that?” No Loser, I paid N1000 to
come to the cinema and stare
at the damn floor!

When someone began a movie before me and still asks me after 10 mins of my presence, " What's the movie about?" What the hell has your ass been doing? Admiring the screen?