A teacher enters a class

Teacher: class I have a green fruit hidden at my back. What is d name of d fruit?

Akpors raises his hand and teacher picks him to ansa the question

Akpors: it is a tomato!

Teacher: no! It is a mango. But I like the way you are thinking.

The next day the teacher comes to the same class

Teacher: class I have a green fruit at my back. What fruit is it?

Akpors: it is an orange

Teacher: no! It is a banana. But I like the way you are thinking.

akpors gets angry with the teacher and asks his own question.

Akpors: teacher, every time I put my hand in my pocket I touch something hard and long. What is that thing?

Teacher: you are a spoilt child. I'll tell your parents

Akpors: the answer is my writing PENCIL. But I like the way you are thinking