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Family Questionnaire by jaguda(m): 3:25pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks could buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo." |
Re: Family Questionnaire by spikelord(m): 4:05pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
Recycled and remixed |
Re: Family Questionnaire by jaguda(m): 4:09pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
tnx for the observation!!!!!!!!!!!! spiky |
Re: Family Questionnaire by Shentz(f): 8:08pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
i get it |
Re: Family Questionnaire by iffe(f): 8:41pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
the boy is brillant |
Re: Family Questionnaire by Nobody: 11:12am On Jun 08, 2006 |
recycled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Family Questionnaire by micklplus(m): 1:30pm On Jun 08, 2006 |
Ofcourse ! |
Re: Family Questionnaire by greedie1(f): 7:04pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Im seeing this for the first time and i love it! |
Re: Family Questionnaire by dammizz(m): 7:11pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Old & stale still |
Re: Family Questionnaire by snthesis(m): 7:31pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Family Questionnaire by EFCC1(m): 8:15pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
jaguda=ole=onyoshi=barao |
Re: Family Questionnaire by dammizz(m): 9:20pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
Ehen, efcc don dey probe poster nau, oya start confession kia-kia else, |
Re: Family Questionnaire by jamace(m): 10:38pm On Dec 17, 2010 |
EFCC, Do you want to collect roger and let him go scotfree? |
Re: Family Questionnaire by Syed2011: 11:11am On Apr 09, 2011 |
This type of questionnaire is first time am looking, i enjoyed it, thanks! |
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