You are a teacher, the headmaster brings a new student, boy (brought from the village by his mom.)
You ask the boy these questions:

Teacher: Hello, what's your name?
Him: hmmm no not.
Teacher: When you get home ask your mama shey?
Him: Be ni (yes)
AT HOME

Him: Mama what's my name?
Mama: Oh this boy again leave me jor.
Him: (the boy hit his mom on her b.reast
Mama: (the woman shouted) My Breast!!!!
Him : At last.

Next day in school during break

Him : Teacher my name is My Breast.
Teacher: (You laughed) Oh okay o go and play.

...... On playing ground none of his class mate played with him. So he when to meet the teacher.
Him : Ma, they didn't play with me.
Teacher: Okay let's go into the class

After break

Teacher: So class why didn't you play with My breast during break?
Class: (None answer);
Teacher: I know you won't answer Oya come and play with My br.east.
Class: The whole class went and................................................

Oboy! Dis na big wahala o

Two donkeys were walking through jerusalem, and one of the donkey told the other donkey that he remembered when jesus was on his back, and people were praising him and putting their clothes on the floor while he was busy matching on their clothes and enjoying himself, but now nobody seems to remember him, then the other donkey said, my friend, without jesus on your side you are nothing..

This aint a joke,give your life to christ

japhmanuel: Two donkeys were walking through jerusalem, and one of the donkey told the other donkey that he remembered when jesus was on his back, and people were praising him and putting their clothes on the floor while he was busy matching on their clothes and enjoying himself, but now nobody seems to remember him, then the other donkey said, my friend, without jesus on your side you are nothing..

He's the author and finisher of our faith!