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Could Nigeria Ever Be Like This? by FECOSON: 7:49am On Oct 12, 2013
Goodmorning Nigerians and to all the bad bellies too___ i am mr. Dreamer reporting from F.N.TV (Fever, Nightmare Television)

BROKEN NEW (s)..........The Bottomlines..... PEACE RESTORED IN NIGERIA!!!

(1) ...Unbelievale, Boko Harams went to Church for deliverance.

(2) ...True Religions survives and false dead, in Nigeria.

(3) ...Politics has turn to Christian Followship in Nigeria.

(4) ...Polititicians are now true devotees.

(5) ...Pastors has declared all their assets and hands it over to goverment.

(6) ...Coruption doomed for eternity in Nigeria.

(7) ...A litter of fuel in Nigeria is now #15.00

(cool ...Tribalism has called it quit in Nigeria.

(9) ...ASUU has call off strike and promise not to go on strike again no matter what.

(10) ...Okada riders are now taxi drivers with brand new Toyota Prado Jeep.

(11) ...Mikel Obi is 2013 Fifa best player of the year.

(12) ...Keshi has just signed a life contract to manage Chelsea football club and also won Africa coach of the year 2013.

(13) ...Eagle square is now the new headquater of the United Nation.

(14) ...Dangote has won the election as the new Secretary General of World Bank.

(15) ...Keke Napep is the new presidential Jet in Nigeria.

(16) ...The Nigeria Second Lady was a Mama Put.

(17) ...A blind Senator has been elected as Nigeria Senate President by his fellow senators.

(18) ...A 21yrs old JOHN THAMOS is now the new elected President of Nigeria.

(19) ...Fowls are given birth to Chickens in Nigeria.

(20) ...And those who are listening to this new(s) are dreaming. And i woke up, chai what a dream how i wish it was real!!!

Now what/who is to be blame for this dream

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Re: Could Nigeria Ever Be Like This? by tugrow(m): 9:02am On Oct 12, 2013
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