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What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 8:25am On Oct 12, 2013 |
What's that joke that really made you laugh out your lungs? Share it here and let others laugh... Check this out: A boy came back from school and told his mom; Boy: our teacher is really confused Mom: why did you say dat? Boy: just 2 days ago he said 2+5=7, yesterday he said 3+4=7, and now today he is saying 6+1=7. He's not even sure of himself. Mom: i'v told your father to remove you from that useless school but he won't listen. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:50am On Oct 12, 2013 |
So 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 11:56am On Oct 12, 2013 |
The mother could have tole him dat they all meant the same thing... |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by sweetiePe(f): 11:58am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Funniest Akpors Jokes In a psychiatric hospital a Doctor wanted to test to know if they could release any of the insane men. The doctor drew a door on the wall and asked the patients to open and pass through it. All the insane men rushed to the door to open it except Akpos. He sat down and watched them. The doctor, thinking that Akpos’ brain is back to normal, goes to him Doctor: Akpos why are u sitting down? Akpos: They are all crazy! . They are busy wasting their time when the key to the door is in my pocket. |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 12:14pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
lwkmd!!! |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 12:18pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
How about this? Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? Akpos: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? Akpos: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have? Akpos: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? Akpos: Seven!!! Teacher (angry): Where did you get your seven from? Akpos: Because I already have 1 cat at Home! 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Lindajohn(f): 1:06pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
sweetiePe: Funniest Akpors JokesLWKMD! |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:26pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Bestofralph: How about this? |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 6:43am On Oct 16, 2013 |
D way we speak english in dis country isn't fair at all..... Imagine a teacher telling his student; ''make sure you come with your parents, especially your mom and dad''. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 6:47am On Oct 16, 2013 |
The other day i also heard a man saying ''i have only 5 daughters, they are all girls''. ...for my mind i say na men dem wan be b4? I don't know if i'm the only one hearing all these grammar. Add yours.... I jxt wana laff!! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 7:18am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Akpos was dieing and he said to his wife: Akpos: wen i die finally, i want u to marry mr. Charlie wife: but i thought dat man was ur worst enemy akpos: dats why i want u to marry him. So dat he suffers the way i suffered. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 7:26am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Akpos was dieing and he said to his wife: Akpos: wen i die finally, i want u to marry mr. Charlie wife: but i thought dat man was ur worst enemy akpos: dats why i want u to marry him. So dat he suffers exactly the way i suffered. |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 7:23am On Oct 26, 2013 |
Just heard this one...... A lady walked into a hospital with her 2 ears burnt. The doctor asked her wat happened and she replied, ''i was ironing my clothes and my phone rang. I mistakenly placed the hot iron on my ear thinking it was the phone''. ''What about the other ear?'' the doctor asked. The lady replied ''the bastard called again''. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 10:04pm On Oct 22, 2014 |
A fat man saw an advertisement "Lose 5kg in a week". He called & said I would like to join... Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning, he gets to the office and he was taken to a room. He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying, "If u catch me u can sleep with me!" & the girl starts running. The Man starts running but couldn't catch her. So, during the whole week exercise, he tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am, he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10kg that week. So, he thought this program is awesome! He requested a 25kg program. The lady said "are you sure? Its really tough!!" "Why not" said d man. The Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe but finds a nude MAD MAN saying, "If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!" That DAY, the man lost 40kg........ 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by gbodimowo(m): 6:29am On Oct 23, 2014 |
Bestofralph: The chase go nad |
Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 2:19am On Aug 28, 2016 |
Lol
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Re: What's The Craziest Joke You'v Ever Heard? by Bestofralph(m): 2:22am On Aug 28, 2016 |
LolZ!
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