Ibadan Girls Update:
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they
are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn’t
it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!?
transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted! 7. My waste is
paining me!
8. Thank God for spearing my life (with
arrow
abi with dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor..
decoder ni) 10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my
life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!! )
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira
o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away
(na you kill am abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done…
hahahahaha ...
(Nobi only, na steering)...

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