Hi everyone,

Who else in Nigeria do you feel can speak English language better than my number one nominee below.  ensure you give examples of their quoted speeches like I have also done.  After your submissions we will judge and pick the winner.                                                   





NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Wicked!

ROFLMFAO,

No wonder he couldnt win the election. Ehn think say ehn go fit use grammar confuse us.

Cheii !! Mr. Turkey you no go bury because titto don already kill me!!

Una go make person start to carry dictionary dey log in to nairaland. Which kind problem be dis??

Mr. Turkey:

^{please accept my sincerest apologies, the spat was not meant to mortify you in any way or manner whatsoever (speaking according to you quite literarily if i might add). . .}

Bia! Na wetin?? what did i do to you that you have decided to insult me with english??

hw many times will this topic be posted

Sure u are intimidated.No vex u hear.

why i no go vex?

*chases turkey with a stick*

abeg kill the turkey make we eat,whether how English fit improve after eating the turkey

*grabs turkey, ties his legs, cuts the throat, defeathers turkey*

heyy jeovy get the knife, pot, oil, sauce ready*

aww how i love turkey does anyone care for turkey meat?

wey the spice

no we gonna sauce spice

Ituen,don take style dey invite himself

he dey manifest attribute of a longerthroat

@clemcykul As your brother in-law, i self need I.V ?

no need. u be turkey feast chairman

I dey believe you 3 times.

@turkey
thats why i love you
can i still apply in your school of Grammarian Tactics

@all
leave my turkey alone
thank you

no way!

turkey is mine and mine forever. *garnishes turkey with garlic*

let him be

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You be Igbo guy,you don dey plan to make money already,na wa

@ben lol


*eats turkey wit much gusto* tastes greatttttt cant say no!

points quicky @ Clem.

Clem no vex, U know say i no dey like lie.

_{**drags clem by the ear**}

you are sentenced to three nights in Ben's room with hard labour.

**hands clem a packet of ruff ryders condom**

make NLDers proud son

slap urself 3 times, the u wud understand

No be the s*x and condom part dey fear me, Na the person in question.

wetin do clem na.? u mean say u no fit give am the koko?? y na?

dial her numba ask am. She will be in better position to explain why.