I will go first

I just stole, killed and ate a neighbour's chicken today.

It is bad o, but that is what government has turned me to...

Let it roll.

What have you done since ASUU commenced striking more than thunder

So you finished the full chicken only you?

i chycked a girl, and was bounced, if to say sch dey on, i nor go get time do dat kind shiiiit

ave done nothing.. Just missing my friends

i lost my relationship and my 32 inch led which got stolen last week frm my room in school......gains...... made a profit of 500k more than enough to buy a new led.....

Time spent online on nairaland increased triple fold.

Another one


I went to a friend's place last week sunday. Due to the fact that I had bn telling the guy to buy me beer, he decided to surprise me. I was happy but then, I was scared at the same time.

Soon boys showed and the drinking began. From Don Simon, we jumped to Alomo, baron became useful. Ponche later came in o but by then I was already as drunk as a fish. People were laughing at whaever statement I made.

Because I hated Ponche, I bought maiga yoghurt which we mixed it with. Jeez.. I drank ehh...

The next day, I went there only to see boys pointing at me. They said I was busy telling them all the crazy and embarrassing things I did as a kid.

Lobatan.. Even when I hid under my neighbour's bed just to watch them do the thing.