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How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by Nobody: 11:44am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Ok...here is the plan.But,first,let me tell you a short story behind the plan.It's a secret.If you've read it before in a previous post,I wouldn't like to bore you. But,before the story ,I just made an offer(via email) to buy a company,Astaris.It's a multi-million-dollar company that I think has lots of potential for 100 times profit.I made the offer even if I have no money.But ,I know there are millions of investors who would kill to grab this opportunity.Needless to say,I just find out that Blackstone,the biggest private equity group in the world just bought a stake.But,that's another story.It's left for you to judge how competent I am in picking investments. Last three months or so,I made all nairalanders to know of my bid of raising this seemingly impossible capital ---N100 billion! This was followed by howls of protests,abuses,criticisms,torrents of negative comments that causes noise in my brain.Everybody was telling me why I couldn't do it.I understand their comments.Raising even a million naira is hard even in New York,the financial capital of the world.So,i understand people's comments.Some of them think I'm a scammer.Well,I am.But,to the investors I seem to be the best guy they've met.I have told them my plans,I showed them my partners (both in Nigeria and abroad) and they know that we are meeting for business.Serious business.The reason people think I'm a scammer is because we are in a country peopled by 95% scammers.Most young people see the internet as a means to steal from people.And I'm a 26 year old under-graduate from University of Port harcourt who is not even rich.....but has a big dream.The dream to raise $1billion....or N150 million naira or N100billion! All these figure centre on a billion,so no qualms. So,let me ask why you,the reader,should invest in my private equity fund confidently. Afterall,why would I buy the story of this 26 year old undergraduate,you would ask yourself.If I were me,I wouldn't invest in my fund until I know why. So,let me tell you why. 1.I had wanted to start my own fund ever since I read the story of Warren Buffett(world greatest investor).I wanted to start my fund at the age of 12.That was in 1990 during the biggest stockbubble in world history.Small computer geeks like Dell,Bill Gates,Anita Roddick,Sergey Brin and Larry Page got rich alongside with big Money Masters like Steve Cohen,Swarzzmann,Warren Buffett,George Soros e.t.c got rich.I was jealous.I wanted to break all their records.I wanted to be the richest kid in the world.I was dreaming,sweating,thinking,reading all sorts of financial magazines.I got access to the above information from my friend's uncle.His Uncle was a financier,either a stock broker or something.I can't remember.I read financial papers like a mad boy.I wanted to be rich.I still read them today,I'll continue to study the smartest strategies of investing till I die. Until something hit me when I turned 18.I found out that all these men that made these sort of mega cash either helped others made money or give others value. I know I can't make money without helping some other people make money. 2.I employ the advice of Goldman Sach,the best financial advisors in the world.It's also the world's biggest bank. The reason I do this is because I want to employ the best expertise in Nigeria.So,my plan involves having an brainpower edge.(This is what I really tell investors).My plan stands out from the plans of other fund managers who raise money and invest in boring investments.Investments every other fund manager is investing in. 3.I am working on garnering financial bigwigs of this country to act as my partners and as members of my board of directors.I have tried meeting big names like Mike Adenuga,Dangote,Soludo,e.t.c .I worked with brokers and other partners to get access to these people.....but I failed.I have failed in.doing this.I have tried to meet big names in our financial scene and failed.I tried to get a press release and failed.I tried to raise at least N10b by now and failed.Only a few partners secured me a N3m fund.I have an anonymous investor who wants to put N28m,my friend's friend who knows how passionate I am to this venture said he could connect someone to wire N100m.....(wow! I am fasting for that)...but he wants to put 12m of "his own money" even though he's paid N200k + a month.May be he'll get it from the bank.I don't want you to believe me.I just want you to meet my team of advisors.If you don't like me,or my advisors,don't invest! 3.I will be lending to distressed businesses.If they default,I claim their assets,and sell them for profit. I want to revolutionalize the banking industry.I want to make banking sexier and more profitable.I study this everyday. 4.I will be investing in start ups! Trust my skills,I know startups in Silicon Valley that havw a higher chance of becoming the next facebook.But I can't guarantee this.So,only 10% of my fund money shall be allotedto startups. 5.I will be investing in distressed real estate abroad.That is what Blackstone,the best private equity in the world,is investing in.Why shouldn't I invest with the smartest investors? 6.Complex debt instruments......That's for Morgan Stanley. Ok...battery low! But if you are interested in my venture,give me a call or drop your contacts so that we can hold further talks. My contact is Zero Eight One Zero One Five One Two Seven Five Eight My name is Eti Umoren 2 Likes |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by olushowunm(m): 9:18pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
OKIES... LETS SHARE IDEAS FIRST!!! MY CONTACT INFORMATION IS GIVEN BELOW... |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by fckyourman: 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
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Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by eposho: 9:47pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Am get thing to like u, cos you are sturbon and resiliant. I wish you luck. |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by Kemaona: 7:49am On Oct 21, 2013 |
tried reach ur line but nt through. u can reach me on dis 07051608536. |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by Glaxx(m): 12:00pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
DONT GIVE UP. I mean that! |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by 5p1naz(m): 5:47pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
When you dreams start to scare you, then is when you begin to really dream big. I admire your dream. I can't contribute financially to you business but I wish you all the best and hope you really secure financing for this. Thumbs up |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by dremoney(m): 4:06pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Hello Michael Jackson Jr, Im impressed. Extremely happy at the level of hard work you’ve invested already. You already have an idea of what you want but trust me, following the leads of blackstone and others without some basic & strategic applications might be disastrous. Well, i am a Uk qualified investment & financial adviser. I also have an MSc in International finance & banking from the Uk. Im back in Nigeria and hope to incorporate my company in January. Mayne we can work together. I have up to 8yrs local and foreign work experience. Wish u luck Damilare31@yahoo.co.uk Mind you, the most sought after firms of 2013 that delivered good returns were formed by people with same vision. No one person started it. |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by weimar: 3:23am On Dec 11, 2013 |
I like your ideas of setting up unbelievable goals for your self. At 26, I applaud your passion and enthusiasm. However, it is important to avoid presumptuous faith base solely on passion and knowledge. Work experience in small endeavors is crucial for your success. You need to rely on your work experience too. Your experience is your foundation. This is where your passion, , knowledge, energy and vision emit from. So, when you are trying to convince people to invest in your fund, they have some evidences to support their reasons to invest in you. Gone are the days when people use the American style of doing business do away people's money. Start small by doing business here in Nigeria to gain solid work experience to show you can be trusted to raise the amount you trying to raise. Perhaps when you have done this and are successful, maybe people like Dr. Adenuga and the like, will have good reasons to listen to you. I can assure you they will be attracted to you once the know your work experience and work ethics. So, work on your resume my brother. Michael Jackson.Jnr: |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by afeez20(m): 11:36am On Apr 19, 2015 |
wow i admire your tenacity.from nothing you have Goldmansacchs in your team.. thats awesome.i cant invest in your dream!most probably because of fear asssociated with the rat race most of us find ourselves in which might be a big regret later down the line. please follow through on your dream have wherewithal...all the best bruv..i am proud of the way you set to achieve your ambition |
Re: How I Can Make Investors N10 Billion In 10 Months! by ultrazone(m): 9:14am On Apr 20, 2015 |
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