Ok...here is the plan.But,first,let me tell you a short story behind the plan.It's a secret.If you've read it before in a previous post,I wouldn't like to bore you.
But,before the story ,I just made an offer(via email) to buy a company,Astaris.It's a multi-million-dollar company that I think has lots of potential for 100 times profit.I made the offer even if I have no money.But ,I know there are millions of investors who would kill to grab this opportunity.Needless to say,I just find out that Blackstone,the biggest private equity group in the world just bought a stake.But,that's another story.It's left for you to judge how competent I am in picking investments.
Last three months or so,I made all
nairalanders to know of my bid of
raising this seemingly impossible
capital ---N100 billion!
This was followed by howls of
protests,abuses,criticisms,torrents of negative comments that causes noise
in my brain.Everybody was telling me
why I couldn't do it.I understand their
comments.Raising even a million
naira is hard even in New York,the
financial capital of the world.So,i
understand people's
comments.Some of them think I'm a
scammer.Well,I am.But,to the
investors I seem to be the best guy
they've met.I have told them my
plans,I showed them my partners
(both in Nigeria and abroad) and they
know that we are meeting for
business.Serious business.The reason
people think I'm a scammer is
because we are in a country peopled
by 95% scammers.Most young people
see the internet as a means to steal
from people.And I'm a 26 year old
under-graduate from University of
Port harcourt who is not even
rich.....but has a big dream.The
dream to raise $1billion....or N150
million naira or N100billion!
All these figure centre on a billion,so
no qualms.
So,let me ask why you,the
reader,should invest in my private
equity fund confidently.
Afterall,why would I buy the story of
this 26 year old undergraduate,you
would ask yourself.If I were me,I
wouldn't invest in my fund until I
know why.
So,let me tell you why.
1.I had wanted to start my own fund
ever since I read the story of Warren
Buffett(world greatest investor).I
wanted to start my fund at the age of
12.That was in 1990 during the
biggest stockbubble in world
history.Small computer geeks like
Dell,Bill Gates,Anita Roddick,Sergey
Brin and Larry Page got rich alongside
with big Money Masters like Steve
Cohen,Swarzzmann,Warren
Buffett,George Soros e.t.c got rich.I
was jealous.I wanted to break all their
records.I wanted to be the richest kid
in the world.I was
dreaming,sweating,thinking,reading
all sorts of financial magazines.I got
access to the above information from
my friend's uncle.His Uncle was a
financier,either a stock broker or
something.I can't remember.I read
financial papers like a mad boy.I
wanted to be rich.I still read them
today,I'll continue to study the
smartest strategies of investing till I
die.
Until something hit me when I turned
18.I found out that all these men that
made these sort of mega cash either
helped others made money or give
others value.
I know I can't make money without
helping some other people make
money.
2.I employ the advice of Goldman
Sach,the best financial advisors in the
world.It's also the world's biggest
bank.
The reason I do this is because I want
to employ the best expertise in
Nigeria.So,my plan involves having an
brainpower edge.(This is what I really
tell investors).My plan stands out
from the plans of other fund
managers who raise money and
invest in boring
investments.Investments every other
fund manager is investing in.
3.I am working on garnering financial
bigwigs of this country to act as my
partners and as members of my
board of directors.I have tried
meeting big names like Mike
Adenuga,Dangote,Soludo,e.t.c .I
worked with brokers and other
partners to get access to these
people.....but I failed.I have failed
in.doing this.I have tried to meet big
names in our financial scene and
failed.I tried to get a press release
and failed.I tried to raise at least N10b
by now and failed.Only a few partners
secured me a N3m fund.I have an
anonymous investor who wants to
put N28m,my friend's friend who
knows how passionate I am to this
venture said he could connect
someone to wire N100m.....(wow! I
am fasting for that)...but he wants to
put 12m of "his own money" even
though he's paid N200k + a
month.May be he'll get it from the
bank.I don't want you to believe me.I
just want you to meet my team of
advisors.If you don't like me,or my
advisors,don't invest!
3.I will be lending to distressed
businesses.If they default,I claim their
assets,and sell them for profit.
I want to revolutionalize the banking
industry.I want to make banking
sexier and more profitable.I study this
everyday.
4.I will be investing in start ups!
Trust my skills,I know startups in
Silicon Valley that havw a higher
chance of becoming the next
facebook.But I can't guarantee
this.So,only 10% of my fund money
shall be allotedto startups.
5.I will be investing in distressed real
estate abroad.That is what
Blackstone,the best private equity in
the world,is investing in.Why
shouldn't I invest with the smartest
investors?
6.Complex debt instruments......That's
for Morgan Stanley.
Ok...battery low!
But if you are interested in my
venture,give me a call or drop your
contacts so that we can hold further
talks.
My contact is Zero Eight One Zero
One Five One Two Seven Five Eight
My name is Eti Umoren

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Am get thing to like u, cos you are sturbon and resiliant.
I wish you luck.

tried reach ur line but nt through. u can reach me on dis 07051608536.

DONT GIVE UP. I mean that!

When you dreams start to scare you, then is when you begin to really dream big. I admire your dream. I can't contribute financially to you business but I wish you all the best and hope you really secure financing for this. Thumbs up

Hello Michael Jackson Jr,

Im impressed. Extremely happy at the level of hard work you’ve invested already. You already have an idea of what you want but trust me, following the leads of blackstone and others without some basic & strategic applications might be disastrous.

Well, i am a Uk qualified investment & financial adviser. I also have an MSc in International finance & banking from the Uk. Im back in Nigeria and hope to incorporate my company in January. Mayne we can work together. I have up to 8yrs local and foreign work
experience. Wish u luck

Damilare31@yahoo.co.uk
Mind you, the most sought after firms of 2013 that delivered good returns were formed by people with same vision. No one person started it.

I like your ideas of setting up unbelievable goals for your self. At 26, I applaud your passion and enthusiasm. However, it is important to avoid presumptuous faith base solely on passion and knowledge. Work experience in small endeavors is crucial for your success. You need to rely on your work experience too. Your experience is your foundation. This is where your passion, , knowledge, energy and vision emit from.

So, when you are trying to convince people to invest in your fund, they have some evidences to support their reasons to invest in you. Gone are the days when people use the American style of doing business do away people's money.

Start small by doing business here in Nigeria to gain solid work experience to show you can be trusted to raise the amount you trying to raise. Perhaps when you have done this and are successful, maybe people like Dr. Adenuga and the like, will have good reasons to listen to you. I can assure you they will be attracted to you once the know your work experience and work ethics. So, work on your resume my brother.

Michael Jackson.Jnr:


Ok...here is the plan.But,first,let me tell you a short story behind the plan.It's a secret.If you've read it before in a previous post,I wouldn't like to bore you.
But,before the story ,I just made an offer(via email) to buy a company,Astaris.It's a multi-million-dollar company that I think has lots of potential for 100 times profit.I made the offer even if I have no money.But ,I know there are millions of investors who would kill to grab this opportunity.Needless to say,I just find out that Blackstone,the biggest private equity group in the world just bought a stake.But,that's another story.It's left for you to judge how competent I am in picking investments.
Last three months or so,I made all
nairalanders to know of my bid of
raising this seemingly impossible
capital ---N100 billion!
This was followed by howls of
protests,abuses,criticisms,torrents of negative comments that causes noise
in my brain.Everybody was telling me
why I couldn't do it.I understand their
comments.Raising even a million
naira is hard even in New York,the
financial capital of the world.So,i
understand people's
comments.Some of them think I'm a
scammer.Well,I am.But,to the
investors I seem to be the best guy
they've met.I have told them my
plans,I showed them my partners
(both in Nigeria and abroad) and they
know that we are meeting for
business.Serious business.The reason
people think I'm a scammer is
because we are in a country peopled
by 95% scammers.Most young people
see the internet as a means to steal
from people.And I'm a 26 year old
under-graduate from University of
Port harcourt who is not even
rich.....but has a big dream.The
dream to raise $1billion....or N150
million naira or N100billion!
All these figure centre on a billion,so
no qualms.
So,let me ask why you,the
reader,should invest in my private
equity fund confidently.
Afterall,why would I buy the story of
this 26 year old undergraduate,you
would ask yourself.If I were me,I
wouldn't invest in my fund until I
know why.
So,let me tell you why.
1.I had wanted to start my own fund
ever since I read the story of Warren
Buffett(world greatest investor).I
wanted to start my fund at the age of
12.That was in 1990 during the
biggest stockbubble in world
history.Small computer geeks like
Dell,Bill Gates,Anita Roddick,Sergey
Brin and Larry Page got rich alongside
with big Money Masters like Steve
Cohen,Swarzzmann,Warren
Buffett,George Soros e.t.c got rich.I
was jealous.I wanted to break all their
records.I wanted to be the richest kid
in the world.I was
dreaming,sweating,thinking,reading
all sorts of financial magazines.I got
access to the above information from
my friend's uncle.His Uncle was a
financier,either a stock broker or
something.I can't remember.I read
financial papers like a mad boy.I
wanted to be rich.I still read them
today,I'll continue to study the
smartest strategies of investing till I
die.
Until something hit me when I turned
18.I found out that all these men that
made these sort of mega cash either
helped others made money or give
others value.
I know I can't make money without
helping some other people make
money.
2.I employ the advice of Goldman
Sach,the best financial advisors in the
world.It's also the world's biggest
bank.
The reason I do this is because I want
to employ the best expertise in
Nigeria.So,my plan involves having an
brainpower edge.(This is what I really
tell investors).My plan stands out
from the plans of other fund
managers who raise money and
invest in boring
investments.Investments every other
fund manager is investing in.
3.I am working on garnering financial
bigwigs of this country to act as my
partners and as members of my
board of directors.I have tried
meeting big names like Mike
Adenuga,Dangote,Soludo,e.t.c .I
worked with brokers and other
partners to get access to these
people.....but I failed.I have failed
in.doing this.I have tried to meet big
names in our financial scene and
failed.I tried to get a press release
and failed.I tried to raise at least N10b
by now and failed.Only a few partners
secured me a N3m fund.I have an
anonymous investor who wants to
put N28m,my friend's friend who
knows how passionate I am to this
venture said he could connect
someone to wire N100m.....(wow! I
am fasting for that)...but he wants to
put 12m of "his own money" even
though he's paid N200k + a
month.May be he'll get it from the
bank.I don't want you to believe me.I
just want you to meet my team of
advisors.If you don't like me,or my
advisors,don't invest!
3.I will be lending to distressed
businesses.If they default,I claim their
assets,and sell them for profit.
I want to revolutionalize the banking
industry.I want to make banking
sexier and more profitable.I study this
everyday.
4.I will be investing in start ups!
Trust my skills,I know startups in
Silicon Valley that havw a higher
chance of becoming the next
facebook.But I can't guarantee
this.So,only 10% of my fund money
shall be allotedto startups.
5.I will be investing in distressed real
estate abroad.That is what
Blackstone,the best private equity in
the world,is investing in.Why
shouldn't I invest with the smartest
investors?
6.Complex debt instruments......That's
for Morgan Stanley.
Ok...battery low!
But if you are interested in my
venture,give me a call or drop your
contacts so that we can hold further
talks.
My contact is Zero Eight One Zero
One Five One Two Seven Five Eight
My name is Eti Umoren

wow i admire your tenacity.from nothing you have Goldmansacchs in your team..
thats awesome.i cant invest in your dream!most probably because of fear asssociated with the rat race
most of us find ourselves in which might be a big regret later down the line.
please follow through on your dream have wherewithal...all the best bruv..i am proud of the way you set to achieve your ambition

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