A pLane waz ab0ut 2
crash and there were
onLy 4 parachutes
meanwhiLe there were
5 passenqers. The first
pers0n waz Messi and he said: ''Yh0u kn0w I'm
the best footbalLer, I
cant die n0w." He took
one parachute and left.
The sec0nd, who was
Aliko Dangote said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm 2 young to die."
So he took the sec0nd
parachute and left.
Prezident Jonathan said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
smartest Prezident in
the w0rld so I cant die
n0w." He took one and
left. The passengers
left were Pope John Paul and a little schooL girl.
The Pope said 2 her:
"Take the last one, I'lL
sacrifice my life for
yh0u". The little girl
repLied: "There are 2 parachutes left,
Jonathan took my
schooL bag."