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| Bullshit by ituen(m): 7:06am On Jul 07, 2008 |
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, You know I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is Excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well , You started it." |
| Re: Bullshit by Jeovy(m): 7:15am On Jul 07, 2008 |
chauffeur or husband? |
| Re: Bullshit by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Jul 07, 2008 |
lol serves him ryte  |
| Re: Bullshit by ituen(m): 7:12am On Jul 12, 2008 |
Hehehe |
| Re: Bullshit by ThugLife1(m): 8:34pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
LOL Nice one |
| Re: Bullshit by benjay1(m): 10:41pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
hahahaha lazy man. |
| Re: Bullshit by mohawkchic(f): 1:43am On Jul 13, 2008 |
~Lol BS meet BS . . . . |
| Re: Bullshit by tufe(m): 3:59pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
at a time, i thought i was reading about Salvador sorntzer in SECOND CHANCE. oh well, they both are f**ked |
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