DISCLAIMER::: THIS IS A PRODUCT OF A FICTITIOUS IMAGINATION..IT IS JUST FOR LAUGHS!

Revealed! How Chelshit's Jose Mourinho Jinxed Manchester United's David Moyes...Impeccable sources reaching our fictitious mind has revealed that the man behind the current trials of Manchester United's Manager is none other than the self acclaimed 'happy one', Jose Mourinho. At about 10:45am bst, the imaginative conjurer who Mourinho consulted strolled into our studios claiming that he can no longer hold the hitherto top secret. The Jewish conjurer who goes by the name Istifanus Moriah narrated how Mourinho stormed his residence in faraway Tel Aviv sometime in June claiming an irreparable damage to his ego and aspiration as SAF had named David Moyes as his heir apparent on perhaps the most glamorous throne in world football. Not the one to forgive, Mou decided to cast a spell on the Chosen one..this spell, although fictitious, would take a discerning mind to PUSH away..after narrating his ordeal, Istifanus was taken to an undisclosed clinic for further examination..Meanwhile the surreal allegation continues.. Culled from bbbcnews

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