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Akpors by Heebradok(m): 5:52pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
Akpors went to a public toilet in manchester, as he was entering, the next person in the next toilet said how are u doing akporsfeel embarrased) am doing fine nxt person:what re you up to now akpors(feel anoyed) am also doing what you are doing ryt naw nxt person:can i come akpors:am busy right now nxt person:i will call u later a stupid fool next to me also is answering my question. Describe akpors in 1 word. nx |
Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 6:18pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
A teacher , a lawyer and akpors died on d same day as both 3 were going to heaven, angelGabriel asked them to stop dat there are 2 much people here angel Gabriel:if u want 2 enter paradise u must ans dis questions. Teacher:okay i will be the first angel:who are those dat died on the sea. Teacher:the titanic angel:dats d way 2 heaven, next. Lawyer:i angel:how many are they lawyer:they are 1,500 angel:good, now u akpors mention those 1,500 names akpos:oga angel abeg dat question 2 much abeg show me d way to hell if paradise people many. 1 Like |
Re: Akpors by sweetiePe(f): 10:22pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
LOL funny Akpors! Akpors chatting with his Girlfriend陇 Girlfriend: Hi Akpos: How are u? Girlfriend: I'm not alriqht. Akpors: Ooh,you know i love u...what is the problem? Girlfriend: Plz,can u send me 10k. Akpors: For what? Girlfriend: I want to use it to buy some clothes and bags. Akpors: Hmmmm,that's my girl. Take it...K,K,K,K,K, K,K,K,K & k. Do u want More?? Describe Akpors in One Word http://www.rosyside.com/pt/Funniest-Akpors-Jokes-Collection-10.11.2013/discussion.htm 3 Likes |
Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 10:25pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
A teacher lecturing on population,said in the world after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a child. Akpors stood up and said we must find and stop her. Teacher:assuming u were at a bus/stop and boko haram throws a bomb what will u do. Akpors:i will stop assuming teacher:what is a verb akpors:a verb is a valve in a tyre teacher:what re u saying akpors:its a complete sentence ma teacher:are u mad akpors:its a question ma teacher:don't be silly akpors:its an advice ma teacher:stop dat nonsense akpors:its a command ma teacher:u are an idiot akpors:its an insult ma teacher:get out of my class akpors:its an order ma teacher:may God av mercy on u akpors:its a prayer ma teacher fainted |
Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 11:38am On Nov 02, 2013 |
Musa was thinking on aw to commit suicide went 2 meet akpors d liabary keeper. musa : did u av any book that teaches on aw 2 commit suicide akpors:wetin u wan use am do musa:i want to kill myself akporslook at him for some minutes) mad man wu go kon return am. |
Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 12:45pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
When this boy becomes older who will he resemble.
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Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 9:58pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
Does it fit him.
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Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 10:38am On Dec 17, 2013 |
AKPOS THE TEACHER Akpos: "who is the minister of education?" Children: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan" Akpos: "who is CBN governor?" Children: "Aliko Dangote" Akpos; "who is the minister for information?". Children: "Mike Adenuga" Akpos; "who is the minister for sports. Children: "Stephen keshi". Akpos: "Correct! who composed the national anthem of Nigeria" Children: "wizkid" Akpos: "correct" what is 2+5? Children: "25" Akpos:- "correct" Akpos:- "what is the capital of Nigeria?" Children: "Abia-umuahia " Akpos: "correct, Who is d president of nigeria?". Children. "General Muhammadu Buhari" Akpos:. "Correct! Who stopped the killing of twins". Children: "Psquare" Akpos: "correct! who is the minister for women affairs" Children: "Genevieve Nnaji" Akpos: "Correct, Who is d governor of Anambra state? Children. "Baba Tunde Fashola" Akpos: "Correct!" Akpos:- "Good! Clap for yourselves... (children claps) It's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!!! ONE WORD FOR AKPOS |
Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 10:39am On Dec 17, 2013 |
YORUBA NAMES & THEIR FUNNY DIRECT TRANSLATIONS.!! 1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty 2. Odeyemi- Hunter fit me 3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh 4. Olamide- My wealth don come 5. Timileyin- push my back 6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me 7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again 8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house 9. Ayomikun- My wealth full 10. Oladejo- Wealth turn eight ( 11. Shile- Open house 12. Wale- Come house 13. Morenike- I see person take care 14. Funmilayo- Give me joy 15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me 16. Tunbosun- Shift again 17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth. 18. Motolani- Am big enuf to have wealth. 19. Ifabiyi- Oracle born this. 20. Olaide- Wealth roll come. 21. Ageshin- Horse rider. 22. Adeleke- Crown dey on top. 23. Babajide- father wake come. 24. Bankole- Help me build house. 25. Owolabi- Na money we born. KEEP IT ROLLING... Add Yours |
Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 10:40am On Dec 17, 2013 |
CHECK OUT DIZ FUNNY JOKES...."WETIN CONCERN" THINGS... Wetin concern Okada with seatbelt? Wetin concern Patience Goodluck...withEnglish? Wetin concern white man wit tribal marks? Wetin concern dog with condom? Wetin concern goat with manicure? Wetin concern ""ARSENAL"" with Trophy? Wetin concern Monkey with mary-kay? Wetin concern Mad man with ID card, Wetin concern alaba market with public holiday? Wetin concern dead body with coffin money? Wetin concern pregnant dog with anti-natal? Wetin concern Vulture with Ghana weaving? Wetin concern Pig with dettol soap? Wetin concern Reverend sister with family planning, Wetin Concern Imam withThe Holy Communion, Wetin concern ship with tire, wetin concern plane with holdup, wetin concern f.torres with Goal.. Wetin concern Nokia wit pinging.. Drop Urs |
Re: Akpors by made001(m): 8:08pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Ochuko: Akpors pls help me, my white shirts are no longer white. What can I do? Akpors: very easy..after wearing soak it wit d blood of jesus...it will never get stained....datz d trick I used for my 5 years unwashed white singlets and boxers..... |
Re: Akpors by Heebradok(m): 11:21am On Dec 19, 2013 |
Akpos Joke: Teacher: Who can state one different between a bird and a fly? A confident Akpos shook his hand vigorously. Teacher: Yes! Tell us, Akpos: Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird! |
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