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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 4:22pm On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:

Thanks bro. The same God is still very much alive and He will do it. Just keep the faith bro.

Fork outta here mehn... Soooo happy for you mehn... From here on na to *Lock all ears* when it comes to job vacancies ooooo.

Congratulations
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 4:39pm On Oct 21, 2015
scarletdp:


Fork outta here mehn... Soooo happy for you mehn... From here on na to *Lock all ears* when it comes to job vacancies ooooo.

Congratulations

My broda, many thanks to you. Hmmm, no be only ears I go lock o, I go lock, nose, mouth, eyes all join.

Been hustling for well over a decade. I pray God makes this my FINAL BUS STOP.

Right now, I am so pre-occupied with how to make my exit from my current miserable company as dramatic as possible. I want the jaws of the mofos that have ill treated me for years to drop long after I am gone. make dem open mouth make dem no fit close am again.

#NaGodWin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by yemoxy: 4:43pm On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:


My broda, many thanks to you. Hmmm, no be only ears I go lock o, I go lock, nose, mouth, eyes all join.

Been hustling for well over a decade. I pray God makes this my FINAL BUS STOP.

Right now, I am so pre-occupied with how to make my exit from my current miserable company as dramatic as possible. I want the jaws of the mofos that have ill treated me for years to drop long after I am gone. make dem open mouth make dem no fit close am again.

#NaGodWin

Congrats Forkadict. Truly, after every hardship comes ease. Wishing U all the best.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 4:48pm On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:


Thanks bro. The same God is still very much alive and He will do it. Just keep the faith bro.

after one year of 'waiting'..your smile is here....see how I'm smiling like I'm d one resuming soon. congrats jare my brother...you deserve it.

signs of great things to come....

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 4:50pm On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:


My broda, many thanks to you. Hmmm, no be only ears I go lock o, I go lock, nose, mouth, eyes all join.

Been hustling for well over a decade. I pray God makes this my FINAL BUS STOP.

Right now, I am so pre-occupied with how to make my exit from my current miserable company as dramatic as possible. I want the jaws of the mofos that have ill treated me for years to drop long after I am gone. make dem open mouth make dem no fit close am again.

#NaGodWin

Hehehehhe... Believe me, i know that feeling... Abeg do shakara jor
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 5:13pm On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:


Thanks bro/sis.

No vex for me o but rumour has it on here that you are a dude. But your moniker suggests otherwise. So at this point, I don't know who to believe.

In any case, thank you for the goodwill message.
lol even if I make video and post here, they will still say I padded up the areas and put wig just so I can be claiming *female* on NL. That's human *beans* for u grin
airsaylongcon:

ladyF, na u be dis? what happened to d ministry?
the ministry is moving o...business is booming lol

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:29pm On Oct 21, 2015
ladyF:

lol even if I make video and post here, they will still say I padded up the areas and put wig just so I can be claiming *female* on NL. That's human *beans* for u grin

the ministry is moving o...business is booming lol
Babe.. Let me still talk my own.
Should the both of us make it, please do not deny me the pleasure of knowing you more than just an ordinary colleague.
I like you, jokes apart, and I am serious..

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 5:33pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
Babe.. Let me still talk my own.
Should the both of us make it, please do not deny me the pleasure of knowing you more than just an ordinary colleague.
I like you, jokes apart, and I am serious..
**Just Passing By and Whistling**
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:37pm On Oct 21, 2015
VivaVivre:
**Just Passing By and Whistling**
Keep passing oo.. Don't even look sideways ooo, not to even think of looking back.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 5:40pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
Babe.. Let me still talk my own.
Should the both of us make it, please do not deny me the pleasure of knowing you more than just an ordinary colleague.
I like you, jokes apart, and I am serious..
lol I saw ur post o, using me as example. God is watching you smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 5:49pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
Keep passing oo.. Don't even look sideways ooo, not to even think of looking back.
for what? Na you get my eyes? Park well!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:50pm On Oct 21, 2015
ladyF:

lol I saw ur post o, using me as example. God is watching you smiley
I am sorry for that dear. I was seeking ur attention then, but u silently and quietly denied me the attention.. I really cried that time oo.. Honestly.. grin grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:52pm On Oct 21, 2015
VivaVivre:
for what? Na you get my eyes? Park well!
So, u no wan pass again.?? You wan do Looku-Looku.??
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 5:55pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
I am sorry for that dear. I was seeking ur attention then, but u silently and quietly denied me the attention.. I really cried that time oo.. Honestly.. grin grin
nah actually had a really good laugh when I read it grin sorry ehnn kiss
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 5:56pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
So, u no wan pass again.?? You wan do Looku-Looku.??
Of course. Looking is allowed.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adeyemialatishe(m): 6:10pm On Oct 21, 2015
Congrats Bro, Wishing you the best ahead.

I have a question, how much notice were u given for the medicals eg how soon are u to do it from when u recieved the email?


cheers bro



forkadict:


My broda, many thanks to you. Hmmm, no be only ears I go lock o, I go lock, nose, mouth, eyes all join.

Been hustling for well over a decade. I pray God makes this my FINAL BUS STOP.

Right now, I am so pre-occupied with how to make my exit from my current miserable company as dramatic as possible. I want the jaws of the mofos that have ill treated me for years to drop long after I am gone. make dem open mouth make dem no fit close am again.

#NaGodWin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:31pm On Oct 21, 2015
VivaVivre:
Of course. Looking is allowed.
Pass jarre.. No look this one.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:35pm On Oct 21, 2015
ladyF:

nah actually had a really good laugh when I read it grin sorry ehnn kiss
Hmmm.. Wooww.. So u found it funny.?
Someone said that you might find it offensive..
Thanks for the laughs jarre..
Na now sef I come dey laugh at myself for the silly risk I took that time..
...
So my dear, how was your day today.?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 6:43pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
Pass jarre.. No look this one.
happy married life.. Many children on the way. Amen

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 6:52pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
Hmmm.. Wooww.. So u found it funny.?
Someone said that you might find it offensive..
Thanks for the laughs jarre..
Na now sef I come dey laugh at myself for the silly risk I took that time..
...
So my dear, how was your day today.?
was good, thanks. smiley u nko?

we will both get a ban very soon for off topic posts, brace urself grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by spacyzuma(m): 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2015
LadyF, kt4rd.

Please continue, we (rather, I) need something new to divert us (me). wink

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by incredu: 8:00pm On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:


Right now, I am so pre-occupied with how to make my exit from my current miserable company as dramatic as possible. I want the jaws of the mofos that have ill treated me for years to drop long after I am gone. make dem open mouth make dem no fit close am again.

#NaGodWin

Bros, abeg no do dramatic exit o! On the job, everyone does what they deem necessary. Leave with your dignity intact. E go pain them whichever way. As they say "be humble in victory, gracious in defeat".

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:09pm On Oct 21, 2015
ladyF:

was good, thanks. smiley u nko?

we will both get a ban very soon for off topic posts, brace urself grin
I'm good too my dear.. Just keeping myself busy here with some little stuffs.
But Babe, if they ban us,.. hmmmm.. well, I don't know wat to say shaa. But they better not ban us oo.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:13pm On Oct 21, 2015
VivaVivre:
happy married life.. Many children on the way. Amen
Ammeenn...
But u are speeding too much..
Me wey dey directly involved still dey crawl slowly, na im u wey be looku-looku come dey fly like jet-fighter already..
Na waa oo.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:28pm On Oct 21, 2015
incredu:


Bros, abeg no do dramatic exit o! On the job, everyone does what they deem necessary. Leave with your dignity intact. E go pain them whichever way. As they say "be humble in victory, gracious in defeat".
What would be the best way for him to leave his present company.? because, I might have to face such challenges soon.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Heart2heart(m): 8:29pm On Oct 21, 2015
I know how you feel. I have already rehearsed my final exit from my present company for NLNG next month. I am coming in as an experienced hire. I have edited my resignation letter (notice to an end to my slavery). I keep thinking how these fellows in my dept will receive the news of my exit. From 120k salary to 1.5million naira per month salary. Aaaaaaah! My operations manager once begged me to confide in him whenever I get a better job. He knew I was good on my job but the black dragons in the helm of affairs have declared we cannot emancipate ourselves from mental slavery. Aaaaaaah! It will be a shocker for my employer cause am coaching 8 new recruits. Am just the experienced guy left. I will help my coy have smooth transition with no hitch but I must move ahead. Forkadit, see you in a matter of weeks.
forkadict:


My broda, many thanks to you. Hmmm, no be only ears I go lock o, I go lock, nose, mouth, eyes all join.

Been hustling for well over a decade. I pray God makes this my FINAL BUS STOP.

Right now, I am so pre-occupied with how to make my exit from my current miserable company as dramatic as possible. I want the jaws of the mofos that have ill treated me for years to drop long after I am gone. make dem open mouth make dem no fit close am again.

#NaGodWin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:21pm On Oct 21, 2015
Heart2heart:
I know how you feel. I have already rehearsed my final exit from my present company for NLNG next month. I am coming in as an experienced hire. I have edited my resignation letter (notice to an end to my slavery). I keep thinking how these fellows in my dept will receive the news of my exit. From 120k salary to 1.5million naira per month salary. Aaaaaaah! My operations manager once begged me to confide in him whenever I get a better job. He knew I was good on my job but the black dragons in the helm of affairs have declared we cannot emancipate ourselves from mental slavery. Aaaaaaah! It will be a shocker for my employer cause am coaching 8 new recruits. Am just the experienced guy left. I will help my coy have smooth transition with no hitch but I must move ahead. Forkadit, see you in a matter of weeks.
Who says NLNG pays up to 1.5 million a month? Abeg people shud stop spreading false news. But to stop this wait everyone(xcluding those that would be called) should forward their account no to my e-mail, I will be paying them 1 million a month till our economy improves.
N.B send ur act no as soon as possible as payment would be on first come base.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 9:34pm On Oct 21, 2015
Heart2heart: "........From 120k salary to 1.5million naira per month salary. Aaaaaaah!....."
Guy, I never inquired on the renumeration.
I no go lie to you..
But this amount you wrote here, how sure are you please.??
Is your sauce a confirmed sauce.?
This one na heart attack jarre.
...
Congrats to you too.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 9:55pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
Guy, I never inquired on the renumeration.
I no go lie to you..
But this amount you wrote here, how sure are you please.??
Is your sauce a confirmed sauce.?
This one na heart attack jarre.
...
Congrats to you too.

he said he is experienced....and rumour has it that even the gts get over 7 figures...I'm sure with time some persons here will know the real figure.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okeyjames(m): 9:58pm On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:


Thanks so much bro. And God bless you too. I remember in one of your posts on this thread shortly after our interview where you said something like 'Forkadict will make it cos he has a good heart.' Or something of the sort. Well your prophecy has come to pass. You will make it as well. Keep the faith alive bro!
Amen. Thanks a lot.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Heart2heart(m): 10:11pm On Oct 21, 2015
Coming with 10 years industry experience. quote author=tk4rd post=39219085] Guy, I never inquired on the renumeration.
I no go lie to you..
But this amount you wrote here, how sure are you please.
Is your sauce a confirmed sauce.?
This one na heart attack jarre.
...
Congrats to you too.[/quote]

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by incredu: 10:39pm On Oct 21, 2015
tk4rd:
What would be the best way for him to leave his present company.? because, I might have to face such challenges soon.

My dear, u can give a speech that sounds like "u hv been like a father to me, given me responsibilities, and I have really grown in the job. I have you to thank for that." Whatever you say after then, your boss will give you a hug and wish you well. You try and keep in touch after then, even if it is only on LinkedIn.

You walk through that door with no bad blood. No greater joy than that.

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