A kid (Akpos) went to the police to report about his lost bicycle.

OKORO: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: When did u notice?
OKORO: This morning
POLICE: Do you have a suspect?
OKORO: Yes,my mum and dad.
POLICE: why do u suspect them?
OKORO: yesterday at midnight i heard mum say make it stand well so I can seat on it very well''and dad said''climb up fast before it falls .and mum said''push slowly slowly, dont hurt me oooo!.......
POLICE: hahaha! O boy na senior bicycle be that oo!