Lets pile up the fun, if you have any joke both weird, adult, akpos, etc. you can drop them here as far as you own the joke.no copy and paste, just roll it out.
N/B = it must be new, as in no other person have heard about it


I'll start with mine,though its a bit lengthy

Am a young boy that loves swagg. I love wearing unique cloths ranging from armani tops to specially blend natives. On a faithfull sunday as usual there was no power supply. No way to press my cloths i need to wear the wromple and colour faded top to church, i was feeling ashamed of my personality. All of a sudden a friend of mine who has known me with the way i dress was suprised and ask "nigga see the kind cloth you they wear? Where your swagg dey sef? guess my reply

I SOLD IT ON OLX(WHERE BUYERS MEET SELLERS)

dry joke