Nollywood actress and self-styled vixen, Cossy Orjiakor struck gold yesterday when an American company agreed to insure her signature boobs for $1.6 million dollars. The company, Enhanced Silicon Inc. famous for insuring the breasts of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to the deal just before Cossy Orjiakor’s recent birthday bash, where she displayed her endowments for the world to see.

ZNN247 can confidently report that the star will travel to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign on the dotted lines.

“I specifically asked for $1.6 million,” Cossy told our reporter, “to show Stella Oduah that you don’t have to misuse public funds to get what you want.”

As part of the deal awaiting her signature, there will be limits on how many men and women touch her breasts each month. Also, the breasts have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each breast for an appearance in a movie.

“The downside of the deal is that I may get dressed more often now,” says Cossy Orjiakor.

A sample of men on the street of Lagos told our correspondent that the day Cossy’s breast go into witness protection would be a sad day. But one Pentecostal pastor who doesn’t want us to use his name else he church members know him said, “She will be more appealing if she leaves some things to the imagination.” The man of God added, “I like to do the undressing myself.”

Plans are at advanced stage for the official revealing to each breast’s name in Lagos when Cossy returns from LA. Trust ZNN247 to bring you details as they happen.

http://znn247..com/2013/11/cossy-orjiakor-insures-her-boobs-for-16.html

Is this a joke or what??

Lol.

lagosapple:


“I specifically asked for $1.6 million,” Cossy told our reporter, “to show Stella Oduah that you don’t have to misuse public funds to get what you want.”

Hilarious.

See common Cossy throwing 'below the belt' punch.

Good one BTW.

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahaha Wht a joke.... Na only bosoms she sabi insure why she no insure her toto(her pusy).

Omg!!!this Doll is something else.

lagosapple:

Also, the breasts have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each breast for an appearance in a movie.

LMAO!!
What if the producer wants only one bréast to make an appearance? Wetin she go do?

$1.6 million...Hey! That's the same cost as... 2 amoured BMWs (politically speaking).

Anyway each boo.b weighs the same as the car, so that's ok.

Foolish bloggers and lies

And I thought dis girl w broke...

its worth to be insured.....madness at d highest order

wetin God go judge for this life eh...

Annie2gud: Omg!!!this Doll is something else.

Lol..

Airforce1: And I thought dis girl w broke...

AirFox,lang time.

Annie2gud: AirFox,lang time.

Have wet met before
Please stop talking like u know me..

Cheers!

op you meant 1.6 Zimbabwean dollars right

freda506: op you meant 1.6 Zimbabwean dollars right

million dollars.. clean and cash...