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During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by beemex(m): 1:36pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
During the February 2000 Sharia crisis in Kaduna, a group of angry Kataf youths double crossed some hausa men in a bus and were about to unleash mayhem on them when one person from the back of the bus shouted that they were Christians. The leader of the youths wanting them to prove that they were Christians said: 'If you are christians like u claim, then answer me this, 'PRAISE THE LORD!!!' He shouted. And all the passengers in the bus triumphantly chorused, 'HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!'. On another street during the same period, another man was waylaid by some angry youths who were about to lynch him to death but he kept protesting that he was a christian and when asked what his name was, he emphatically answered, 'ESTHER!!!' |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by Mustay(m): 1:41pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
duh |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 1:41pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
and one was asked to show the sign of the cross, he says (touching every part of his body), In the name of the father and of the son and of the mother and of the daughter and of the uncle and of the aunty and of the family members, amen |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 12:50pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
@Poster Real funny, i wonder why we pple aint flooding this post yet |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by akinsadeez(m): 3:57pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
I didnt really enjoy the joke but Night nurse's post was hillarious, |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
who did dat huh |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 4:28pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~clemcykul Come no dey use indirect way dey fleet for this thread ooo. |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 5:30pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
make i no mess again? *farts on his head and zooms off in my cadillac* |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 7:21pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
clemcykul: ~Clem i use God beg u, no try that thing o. Cos i hear say na u give Migines bald head, with your mess. Abeg pity me. |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 8:54am On Jul 15, 2008 |
lol *farts into his open mouth* |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 10:23am On Jul 15, 2008 |
OMG. . . . Na me be dis ? I don die. **falls down dead** |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Jul 15, 2008 |
lol wake joh *farts inside his grave* |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 10:56am On Jul 15, 2008 |
~After person die again, you no wan allow am Rest in Peace ?? |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by Abbygyal(f): 10:58am On Jul 15, 2008 |
lol |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
wetin come be this onw kwanu? |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
otele whats up? long time, i miss u small wit ur igbo language |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 12:28pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Umu Igbo Kwenu. |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
clemcy, u be apari transgendered, ike okuko 1 of kuvuki land benjay abi na wetin dem call u? isuzikwana engrigbo |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 12:36pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Nightnurse You need know the extent i went just to learn ibo. I had to shun U.I for FUTO so that i fit just learn ibo, since i already know yoruba. (was born in lag) |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 12:44pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
so u learn igbo na him u come dey spark enligbo so? ihere me gbukwa gi benjay, onye apari |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 3:28pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
nwa ojo. bring ngwongwo make i chop |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 3:59pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
~nightnurse one plate of nkwobi for me. whispers to clem, i no know say nightnurse get joint oo. |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
na her dat wan wey dey by the left na? where u think say iteun bin see am marry am? madam give me anoda beer with one plate of nkwobi |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
***belchs *** Clem nwanne thisi nkwobi isi the besti |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by Jeovy(m): 5:10pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
I know say na that kind of igbo you go learn. Ifuro koodi? |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 9:58pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
I look like ya fada right ? |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by Jeovy(m): 10:00pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
more like my grand dad |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 10:04pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Yeah, thats why they say blood is thicker than water. licks lips, so how is ya mother again ?? |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by Jeovy(m): 10:08pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
again |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by Kays1(m): 11:32pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
lol barber won shop , bread , |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by clemcykul(f): 8:10am On Jul 16, 2008 |
@bennu nwannemu disi nkwobi odukwa three mushhuuuu kay come na make i barb ya dada head |
Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 9:40am On Jul 16, 2008 |
~Clem , if i may ask, who go pay ?? |
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