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Clemcy The Chemist by coolykdat(m): 1:38pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
The owner of a Chemist where clemcy was working walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner then asks clemcy, "What's wrong with that guy over there by the wall?" Clemcy says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get some medicine for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" Clemcy says, "Oh yeah? Look at the man, he's afraid to cough! so I believe he's cured" |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by MrInfo1(m): 2:48pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Didn't get it |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by tufe(m): 3:29pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
if he dares try to cough, he's gonna defecate all over himself(thats what laxatives do), get it?? nice joke dude |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by coolykdat(m): 6:27pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Yeah u got it Clemcy na one bad nigga. |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by Jeovy(m): 8:02pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
see your teeth,make clemcy catch you first |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by ituen(m): 10:46pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Clemcy too get sense |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 12:32pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
LMAO @poster Nice one. |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by Temivict(f): 12:52pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Nice one |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by segunpc(m): 1:16pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
dis na buta joke |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
hheeeee lol cooly u don dey get sense, keep it rowln |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 4:30pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
@Clem Wetin you mean now say the guy been dey use borrowed sense ? |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by clemcykul(f): 5:29pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
u knoe knoe before say he no get any? he dey borrow brain from yaba come use pose for here during the day, in the nyte he go return am pay interest |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by Mustay(m): 5:40pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
[flash=400,200]http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/#mea=275049[/flash] |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 7:18pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
clemcykul: Clem you dey vex oo. |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by saucekid(m): 7:28pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
so clemcy don dey do chemist work? e good small sha |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 7:35pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
@saucekid You know, with migines away, the babe need to keep body and soul together. |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by saucekid(m): 7:45pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
i thank God say Ibk dey jare i no even get eyes to look anoda place |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 7:52pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
I dey feel you broda |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by saucekid(m): 7:55pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
Jah go beless me and u jare |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 8:08pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
~saucekid When you become Rasta ? |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by naijastyle: 11:34pm On Jul 14, 2008 |
na jack of all trade him be. |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by Jeovy(m): 5:52am On Jul 15, 2008 |
men am hungry |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by clemcykul(f): 8:19am On Jul 15, 2008 |
so ur concubine no feed u, sorry u hear |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 10:16am On Jul 15, 2008 |
Jeovy: You go like eat sugar cane and palm oil ? |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Jul 15, 2008 |
chei dat na ghana delicacy |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by MrInfo1(m): 11:08am On Jul 15, 2008 |
Mouth watering |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by Jeovy(m): 11:14am On Jul 15, 2008 |
I thought I was the only one hungry Clems,You no well |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 11:15am On Jul 15, 2008 |
See them oshofree pple, my sugar cane and palm oil aint free ooo. |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On Jul 15, 2008 |
jeovy who no well? *wear canvass and cover shoe,* u go knoe urself today, i must dismantle,and disorganise ur marriage |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by benjay1(m): 11:21am On Jul 15, 2008 |
~Jeovy, your own finish today. |
Re: Clemcy The Chemist by clemcykul(f): 12:25pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
just leave am, i go send my bla bla bla students to deal with am |
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