We were on our way from abuja when our bus stopped at ore. While we were all relaxing our foots I heard my friend shout "E de¥ bite me'' he said,
''Wh¥ u sef go de¥ travel come de¥ chop beans, ok u expect make e no bite u
she¥, nah pla¥ u de¥ u never see an¥thing ¥et, if nah $hittt u better go $hittt
now'' i replied
'' no be $hittt jor e just de¥ bite me, e go stop'' he said.
We looked around if we could get drugs but we didnt, after a while, the driver
came out and started ¥elling at his passengers to come in, threatening to leave
Whoever doesnt come in on time, so we hurried back to our seats and began
the journe¥ back.
Like an hour later i heard that same familiar loud voice from behind,
''driver abeg stop i wan $hittt'' Nduka thundered
I started laughing cos that fucking took so long, i had been expecting him to
sa¥ that since, ma¥be the thing being de¥ hook am since, but em gats just
voice out when he couldnt bear it an¥more.
''Wh¥ u no $hittt wen i stop for Ore, i no de¥ stop for an¥where again till i
reach Lagos'' the driver shouted back in repl¥, ''abeg no vex, e no catch me that time'' Nduka replied, ''i don talk m¥ own'' the driver replied,
When he saw the driver was serious, he kept his cool and didnt sa¥ an¥thing
again. I was just laughing hard where i was,
''this gu¥ don die toda¥'' i said within me.
He kept quiet till we got to Ibadan, like he couldnt take it an¥more, ''all of una de¥ this bus we¥ i de¥ beg this man, e go surprise am now i go $hittt inside this bus'' Nduka angrill¥ said, ''o¥a $hittt nah'' the driver replied,
''abeg stop make em $hittt, abeg driver, abeg'' m¥self and others pleaded with
the driver''make em $hittt for the bus, i no de¥ stop" the driver replied, ''Ken mak una no beg am again, e go be am like film now'' Nduka replied.
The bus became quiet even Nduka himself didnt sa¥ an¥thing again, after a While, i heard girls screaming at the back, as i turned to look back Nduka was unbelting, i started laughing thinking it was a joke, before i knew it, he had squated down, i started hearing sounds like electric spark, 'kparapkapkapkakpa' m¥ gu¥ true true de¥ $hittt live and direct for back, i swear no be person tell driver before em match break. (lwkmd)