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As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 4:32pm On Nov 15, 2013
Ok listen
Whenever u FIRST TO COMMENT on a thrend dat made first page...jst thank God.
Whenever u see END TiME TINz on a thrend, no think am! Na normal thing for nairaland.
Also note this, its only one guy dat calls people ANTELOP on nairaland "xynerise"....no too think dem sabi yab people wella for here .
This one na warning.......... If u no sabi anytin about ur religion no enter dat" religion thrend" coz those atheis might get ur head twisted!!
.......Ma signature
.......Dwag star!!
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by Nobody: 9:16pm On Nov 15, 2013
This one follow for thread? undecidedundecided
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 2:36pm On Nov 16, 2013
Baybe: This one follow for thread? undecidedundecided
I don't gerrit!
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by Incrizz(f): 3:25pm On Nov 17, 2013
dwag: This one na warning.......... If u no sabi anytin about ur religion no enter dat" religion thrend"
Lol..the zone of Life or death!!

When you visit Politics section make sure you go with a shield, stray bullets everywhere!

Take one step at a time when you visit the Diary section, 'enough emotional pool there waiting to whirl you in!

'Want to have good fun while learning some useful life tips at the same time..? Visit the Family section wink
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by Idrismusty97(m): 3:40pm On Nov 17, 2013

1.Beware of a mod called sexkillz.He can banned for 100yrs

2.Say your prayers before you comment on Islamic section.

3.Don't engage in arguments with these Nairalanders. Polio,homesteady, God of music (GOM) etc.

4.Yorubas and igbos are at war in politics section.Please always go in with your shield

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Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by Nobody: 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2013
Idrismusty97:
1.Beware of a mod called sexkillz.He can banned for 100yrs

2.Say your prayers before you comment on Islamic section.

3.Don't engage in arguments with these Nairalanders. Polio,homesteady, God of music (GOM) etc.

4.Yorubas and igbos are at war in politics section.Please always go in with your shield
WTF?!?! angry angry




















grin grin grin grin







#TeamGOM
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by Nobody: 4:19pm On Nov 17, 2013
Don't try correcting or pointing out errors in YUZEDO's english, he is Nairaland's Banana Iceland resident
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 9:13pm On Nov 17, 2013
Idrismusty97:
1.Beware of a mod called sexkillz.He can banned for 100yrs.

2.Say your prayers before you comment on Islamic section.
3.Don't engage in arguments with these Nairalanders. Polio,homesteady, God of music (GOM) etc.

4.Yorubas and igbos are at war in politics section.Please always go in with your shield

100 what!!

I also had u get ban for like two days for jes viewin d thrend by one alfa macleantunji..... Lolz
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 9:28pm On Nov 17, 2013
INeedAnEngrJob: Don't try correcting or pointing out errors in YUZEDO's english, he is Nairaland's Banana Iceland resident
lol! Buh why? Jes curious!
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 9:32pm On Nov 17, 2013
Incrizz:
Lol..the zone of Life or death!!

When you visit Politics section make sure you go with a shield, stray bullets everywhere!

Take one step at a time when you visit the Diary section, 'enough emotional pool there waiting to whirl you in!

'Want to have good fun while learning some useful life tips at the same time..? Visit the Family section wink
family section on my mind
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by homesteady(m): 8:41am On Nov 18, 2013
Idrismusty97:
1.Beware of a mod called sexkillz.He can banned for 100yrs

2.Say your prayers before you comment on Islamic section.

3.Don't engage in arguments with these Nairalanders. Polio,homesteady, God of music (GOM) etc.

4.Yorubas and igbos are at war in politics section.Please always go in with your shield
Have you seen me arguing with anybody here?
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by Olugbenger(m): 12:05pm On Nov 18, 2013
always read musiwa posts at least twice.
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by Philipsdael(m): 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2013
When writing a comment, dont spell the correct spellings of some words if not, the word will be substituted to something else...
So, just counter the Moderator with spellings like this....
Fucckk
puuuussy
diiick
ejakulation.
toto is allowed.
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 5:43pm On Nov 18, 2013
homesteady:
Have you seen me arguing with anybody here?
lmao grin
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 5:45pm On Nov 18, 2013
Olugbenger: always read musiwa posts at least twice.
.....why
Re: As A First Timer On Nairaland,what Welcome Advise Will U Give D Person. by dwag: 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2013
Philipsdael: When writing a comment, dont spell the correct spellings of some words if not, the word will be substituted to something else...
So, just counter the Moderator with spellings like this....
Fucckk
puuuussy
diiick
ejakulation.
toto is allowed.
. Dats true once wrote mess and saw bleep! I was like wtf! I now have way sha! Twistin names or words in whatever way I want it!

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